Olatunde Alake

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📖 Important Message: Don’t wait for the storm before taking God, wisdom, opportunities, or preparation seriously. The ark always looks unnecessary... until the rain starts.

#BePrepared #Faith #LifeWisdom

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📍 Imaginary Bible Conversation

Noah: Lord, rain is coming?

God: Yes.

Noah: Big rain?

God: Very big.

Noah: For how many days?

God: Forty days and forty nights.

Noah: ���� And people still won’t enter the ark?

God: Nope.

Noah: So after building this giant ark, preaching,

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sweating, and being mocked... they still won’t come?

God: People often ignore preparation until the first drop falls.

Noah: Ah... humans have not changed. 😭

😂 Some people call preparation "stress" until emergency arrives.

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Jesus: Exactly.
😂 Sometimes, we want grace for ourselves and justice for everyone else.
📖 Important Message: The same mercy you pray to receive, be willing to extend to others. You may not need forgiveness today, but one day you might be Peter before the rooster crows.

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Imaginary Bible Conversation
Peter: Jesus, how many times should I forgive someone? Seven times?
Jesus: Seventy times seven.
Peter: 😳 Lord... are we forgiving people or opening a customer care center?
Jesus: Peter, remember the rooster situation?
Peter: ...next question please

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But to my surprise, this morning, I got another email that NGN portfolio has been created for me, on checking the app, all the previous investments have been cleared, and the money in the account cleared as well.

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Hello @trovefinance I need an explanation on this issue. Why would my account with portfolio of investing in GTBank and MTNN stocks respectively and still got an email of the payment of the MTNN dividend on 5th May 2026? Attached is a copy of the mail.

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We also have 2:2 options at:
🔹 Brock University: For most Master’s Programs
🔹 Thompson Rivers University: For all Post-Baccalaureate Diplomas
🔹 Cape Breton University: For all Master-level programs
⚠️ Seats for these programs fill up fast! Apply Now.

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Big Update for Nigerian Applicants!

Struggling to find Canadian Master's programs for students with a Second Class Lower (2:2)? We have the solution!
As of April 2026, our partner institutions have opened doors for 2:2 graduates. Our top recommendation? Laurentian University.

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Why Laurentian is a Game Changer:
🎓 Eligibility: 2:2 accepted for most Master's programs!
💼 Jobs: #1 in Ontario for post-grad employment (98%).
🗣️ Bilingual: Option to earn a Certificate of Bilingualism.

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Check out the two flyers information and do the needful.
Contact GLIS for application processing and professional advice.

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University of Lancashire

🇬🇧Alert: MRes Business Management Applications Opening

Applications for the popular MRes Business Management course open from 27th March to 10th April.
The University will accept a maximum of 250 applications globally.

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@kofoworola__a Hi

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It was a goal-starved day as eight clubs played yesterday and managed to score only two goals. @premierleague is this not surprising? During the festive period, it should be celebration of goals to enjoy the festival.

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Merry Christmas Everyone

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✨🎄 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance! 🎉
Wishing our students and valued clients a season filled with joy, peace, and success, and a new year full of greater opportunities and achievements. 🌟

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@TechnicalBben No wonder they came locking on my mail door with new legal changes. Is it all about that.

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Tax without Accountability is Extortion.

IT IS EXTORTION!

Raise Your Voice!!!