𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢👑

Success is my now goal and end goal!

[Mr Neutrino @ufmannn]

25 Billion to buy Harrenhal lmao

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

Every Nigerian right now 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Dad why is my name Matheus Bryan Dorgu”

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

I beat Defending Champions
I beat World Champions
I beat Champions before defending Champions
Now I don beat Wannabe Champions

[Keanú Rattray 🇯🇲 @YesLikeReeves]

Me in my house at any random point this week:

[₣₹EN₡H¥🇷🇪 @frenchy27ii]

eze since his hattrick

[Wealth @wealth_united_]

The dopamine you get when scrolling Twitter after a win>>>>

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

ChatGPT in 2060, searching for the person who made it count to 1 million, one by one.

[JULIUS ㊗️ @XBig30]

2 hours of cooking just to eat everything in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything.

[Cherry 🌸 🔥 @sheisscherry]

"what's up" means "why are you texting me?" NOT "how are you?"

[💡 @ChargersRuined]

2:30 am and I just started a movie with a 9 am class in a couple hours

[Ashtonexi @Ashtonexi]

Parents during morning devotions be like "you have said it all" and then proceed to give a 3hrs long conclusion.😭💔😹

[𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 👑🤴 @iRichardBusinge]

Nobody:

11 year old me when the teacher said the ozone layer is getting damaged.🥹

[໊ @user0000O0]

when you accept their apology but you’re still upset

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you're suddenly in a good mood and somehow become an extrovert for an hour

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[nana @mxpughh]

stop giving him daughters

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Harvey Dent not realizing his nurse is the Joker until the mask comes off is just plain funny.

[lisan al-gaib @ssagittariusaes]

im sorry did a kid really just pull a whole girl out of the grip of a grown ass monster with superpowers😭😭😭😭 #strangerthings5

[sylvia⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Nancy’s solution to everything #StrangerThings5