Keith Mandemant

A parody of a mostly uninteresting person. likes things and stuff.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@JohnSlinger @Keir_Starmer Yes he does. Worst PM since Gordon Brown at least.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@Lil_beethoven @BradfemlyWalsh Few sash windows, that's true, but there are no laws on how far they can be opened. New builds need to have child safety locks on, but they can be disabled to allow full opening. That's a recent thing, and doesn't apply to older houses.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@MatomeLese81244 @SubversiveForce @jeremycorbyn History isn't your strongest subject, is it.

[Joo @JoosyJew]

The moronic symbol of performative politics, with an awkward-shaped head and gormless expression.

Picture alongside Count Binface.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

The USA doesn't have a single branch of Greggs. They don't know what they are missing.

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

To all the Brits trying chick fil a for the first time and realizing how awesome it is…the reason you don’t have it in the UK is because the alphabet mafia protested it because the owners are Christian.

The tolerant left. Well done.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@MikeysanXIII @Polymarket Lots. They've been building reactors for nuclear submarines for decades.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@ashirwadsingh_ @Polymarket Rolls Royce haven't built cars for years. They've been building nuclear reactors for decades.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@ucdev_0 @Polymarket Rolls Royce haven't made cars for years. They licence the name to BMW.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@AvonandsomerRob The only correct answer is the Citroen SM.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@GSpellchecker The hypocrisy is off the charts

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

Pikeys set up in a field near me last year. Nearly everyone in the village had their shed or garage broken into, then the pikeys fucked off leaving a big fucking mess for the local council to clear up, including huge amounts of asbestos. Cunts the lot of them.

[Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️ @LeftwaffenWatch]

‘Travellers’ parked up at Burgess Hill cricket club. Even parking one of their motorhomes directly on the wicket

When are we going to get a crackdown on this criminal scourge?

[Rob Coppinger @Rob_Coppinger]

My second book, HOTOL & Skylon: The Story of Britain's Spaceplanes, published by British Interplanetary Society, is #14 for the Kindle edition in the Top 100 Aviation history books and #8 for the Hardcover in the Top 100 Higher Education of Engineering books. Its available in

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@Rob_Coppinger Excellent, I've just ordered a paperback copy. Looking forward to reading it

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@boswelltoday Do we not have an extradition treaty with Scotland or something?

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@JamesMelville Me. No one else would be happy, but fuck them.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@WorkElizab Looks like it's stolen from Facebook dull mens club or whatever it's called

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@Bunny_ngl Jail for life is expensive for the taxpayer. Castration or death, depending on the severity of the offence. Either way, he won't do it again.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@Isaac2003_v2 Number 1. I'll just stay at home.

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

Me

[🖤 @its_Lynx1]

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

[Keith Mandemant @AlanAlanAlan26]

@ForgiatoBlow47 Yes. And?