Alan Watton

Cricket Authority, Football Fanatic, No longer a loser of Golf balls and now an inept but improving snooker player. Grateful for the love of our Lord Jesus

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

So Captain Colostomy does it again. Key moment in the game and G-minger plays a stupid shot and is out for one. When is it going to sink in that this bloke is an aging cripple and no use to the side.

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

What were you doing in Rome ? Seems a strange place for someone seeking family planning advice. Or were you having a day off?

[Daniela Nadj @DanielaNadj]

Have you ever tried being in Rome in August? It's hotter than London in 40 Celsius. Trust me.

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

Absolutely spot on

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

The fact Nadine Dorries is Scouse just makes her a WORSE human being. As with Esther McVey, it takes a particularly toxic mindset to grow up in Liverpool in the 70s & 80s (as I did) then join the Conversative Party (fao @mrjamesob)

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

Stuff the tactical voting. 38000 don't vote for the dim witted slapington game over.

[Teresa Crawford🇬🇧 🇺🇦 #FBPE @TeresaC123]

Can't afford to squander any seat, we expect @UKLabour & @LibDems & @TheGreenParty to work together (behind the scenes if need be) to ensure this seat is taken from the Tories. I'm sure polling analysis will determine who is best placed to win. #GTTO

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@almajir @melindafarrell If there were no restaurants in the Balti triangle then it wouldn't be called the Balti Triangle. Derr

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

Pity we cant get them anymore. They were Bostin

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@PiersUncensored @NadineDorries @piersmorgan You haven't shagged them them?

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@Jon_1875 Must be the cheapest prices anywhere!

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

I think they should be thrown out for being #Tories. Wait a minute that's the same thing

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

It's expected the Privileges Committee will report that Boris Johnson deliberately misled parliament over parties at Downing Street during lockdown.

Do you think MPs should be thrown out of Parliament for lying?

#alexisconran | #Partygate

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

These snowflake #nazis should welcome that he only said kissed.

[Nation.Cymru @NationCymru]

The Welsh Conservatives have called on First Minister Mark Drakeford to apologise after a photograph of him wearing a badge reading 'Never Kissed a Tory' was posted on social media ✍@ShiptonMartin https://t.co/Z12mCNyj4n

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

This is the kind of time wasting things #Tory Mares get up to. ( Yes the spelling is deliberate)

[Lee W1875 @LeeW1875]

I don't know anyone that's ever used the word Bostin!!

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@LeeW1875 I say Bostin all the time and I live in Sussex

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

No you are wrong.

[Daniela Nadj @DanielaNadj]

The law is wrong.

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@Sophia_Nyx Who?

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

@DanielaNadj Not you either!

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

Daniela . Sorry if this particular story is what you consider freedom of choice but I can't go with you on this one. Women should chose not to screw anything or anyone. Choose a responsible partner and reliable contraception. Irresponsibility is not a choice for women or men.

[Daniela Nadj @DanielaNadj]

You as a man don't get to tell a woman what to do with her body! This is where the conversation ends.

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

cant think of a worse nightmare

[LadyJai 𓅪🫶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BaggieBirdd66]

That's the most people Villa Park has seen for years 🤍💙

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

His entrails should be withdrawn

[NolanSister @GullLynne]

@SamCoatesSky Then his honours list should be withdrawn

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

This country is effectively without a government. All those sitting now KNEW what was going on. This makes Schofield and This Morning look like the small beer it always was. They knew. Yet they are still grubbing about and clinging on.
GENERAL ELECTION NOW.

[Alan Watton @AlanAlanwatton]

More members of the Order of the most wankers

[Teresa Crawford🇬🇧 🇺🇦 #FBPE @TeresaC123]

Disgusting.