Alan B'Stard

The Mighty BORO, Beer, Politics ... not too serious though, #FBPE will be blocked

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

https://t.co/wACn56OflW

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

@g_gosden @Peston These replies make me wonder whether any of you can actually fasten your shoe laces or whether you need slip ons

[Jacob Young @jcbyoung]

@PritiPatel’s brave speech about the prejudice she’s faced as a BAME woman faced wasn’t ‘gaslighting’.

This letter was seriously misjudged and @Keir_Starmer should step up and distance himself from it.

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

@SimonClarkeMP Let the water cannons loose on those looking to destroy or graffiti any statue Simon.
These idiots do not represent anyone legitimate cause, they are only there to try and destroy society.

[Jacob Young @jcbyoung]

Australian Police Force protecting the statue of Teessider Cpt James Cook.

👇🏼

[Erimus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @Erimus_1876]

@piersmorgan Speak for yourself knobhead

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Asked if he was going to consider resigning following accusations he broke lockdown rules, Dominic Cummings said "obviously not."

He added "You guys are probably as right about that as you are about Brexit, remember how right you were?"

More: https://t.co/GnNiZQOga6

[Jim Ball @JimBall55154596]

Leak!

[Erimus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @Erimus_1876]

@piersmorgan @BorisJohnson Oi dickhead, lockdown's over when the government say so, as far as I am aware, you are not in any way shape or form an official of the government.
Get back in your cage and #STFUMorgan

[Jim Ball @JimBall55154596]

Looking great till the end!

[Beth Matthews @BethMatthewsz]

If you’re going to the beach and there’s nowhere to park, don’t illegally use a farmers field...especially when they are spreading slurry.

Only in Cornwall 🤣

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

@piersmorgan I wonder how that petition is going to get you fired from @GMB ..... the sooner the better

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

@peckham65till @KentishJane The press conferences should carry on, but the reporters reminded to stay with the reporting of the pandemic statistics and not focusing on gvmt. advisors

[Anthea🌼🌷🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AntheaJayne4]

16 years ago today, I married the ❤️ of my life, David.

15 months ago today, David chose to end his life.

I doubt I'll ever forgive David for what he did. Likewise I'll never forget the one man I really loved, my best friend.

Always in my thoughts🌹
#suicide #SuicideAwareness

[Chris Mason @ChrisMasonBBC]

The former Prime Minister Theresa May:

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

THREAD

1. I'm delighted that Councils around the country have been moving swiftly to pay out almost £1 billion in business grants to support local businesses in their area.

Our latest data shows that these five councils are currently leading the way.

[BeyondBrexit @BrexitBrit]

Dan Hannan on shockingly wasteful EU spending

18 years of unaudited accounts
Zillions squandered
Fraudsters go unpunished
Millions spent on entertainment and luxury gifts
Unnecessary use of private jets

Thankfully, British taxpayers will soon cease to foot the bill

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

At last the day comes when we break free. A massive victory for the people against the establishment.

[Rob Flanagan @Rob_Flan]

We have reached 200 submissions 🎉

The @CollegeofPolice National Map of Police Ideas is still open...

If you have an idea big or small to improve how you do your job, protect the public or reduce crime, don’t forget to submit it here! 👇

https://t.co/vEBeZCLLwM

[Alan B'Stard @AlanBStard6]

@nickreeves9876 @redalphababe @Panda_Chronicle @NatashaJahnse @LibDems @peoplesvote_uk Have you been partaking in the inhalation of some kind of space dust??? 🥳🤡