The Angry Dwarf 🗡️

Not participating, just making sure nobody else ever gets to use this handle.

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@Sandford_Police oh the fucking irony,

*my* disinformation good

*other* people sharing a joke bad

Time to get the knives and forks out, the rich are looking delicious right now

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@Wilson75Blue @dorsetpolice @Kier_Starmer_PM You can't even count to two 😂

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@EuropeanUnity1 I played the Uno Reverso and blocked him.

And just briefly unblocked him to confirm he's still not funny. I'm off to disinfect my keyboard.

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@MAstronomers The memory of seeing that Katie Price photo

[Thebookwasbetter 🐱🇪🇺❤️ @Thebookwasbett4]

“And then the rioters found out the voters elected a lawyer for prime minister.
Which was nice.”

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@WokeyMcWokefac3

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@bennywhitehead @TateNews_

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@Daz097663789762 @dave204 @gmpolice 😂😂😂

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@GBGreatAgain

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@Chrisfalchen @mrjamesob Do you think honest question is usually a signpost for bad faith debate? Honest question. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@Cekkas @Aiannucci Would this teacake be..... brown? The answer to this question may influence Fennec the Foolish in his decision.

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@LynnPW @FanaticFennec @corcc11 @checkmateb1tch @Juleschao @Aiannucci Honestly, if someone adopted this, they would be looking for the receipt right now.

[🎤✊Lyrical Whacks (no longer here) 🇪🇺 @Lyrical_Whacks]

Time for bed?
Inspired by @DachshundColin 👏👏
#UKRiots #FaragesRiots #riotsengland #FarageRiots #FarageThugs #FarRightFail
😂😂😂😂

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@ChinnyReckon4 Anguished Pork

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@IsraMohm

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@adielivingitup @ukhomeoffice You can count to two? Bravo Adie, you can have a new crayon today.

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@life_arts_lane What's this, some kind of camel toe, only smaller? A Tate Trotter?

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@CostaCoconuts Tar and feathers, if there's any justice.

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@TRobinsonNewEra Wonder if there's any mileage in a kid's TV series: "Tommy Noncinson and the Cognitive Disconnect"

[The Angry Dwarf 🗡️ @AlanB_UK]

@ShaunSmiths @ByDonkeys @CommunityNotes Simp harder Shaun, simp harder.