Alan Baird

[The X-Files @thexfiles]

RT if you wish it was next Monday already. #TheXFiles https://t.co/F1b8Mth4ia

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Fact: The only fight I've ever lost is when I tried to fight the urge to be awesome.

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

All in a day's work! @thexfiles https://t.co/OTlOgfjIyR

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

The Doctor goes home in this #DoctorWho season 9 finale promo: https://t.co/vY9SDOSVPa

[Parody Kryten @KrytenRD]

Well at least Mr Lister's guitar survived intact.... not even Mr Lister's guitar survived intact! #RedDwarf #Emohawk

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, he's a Master Baiter.

[Parody Kryten @KrytenRD]

"I'm invoking Space Corps Directive 68250!"
68250? But sir, surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken & a Rabbi!? #RedDwarf

[ScreenCrush @screencrushnews]

A visual history of the official #StarWars posters from ‘A New Hope’ to ‘The Force Awakens’: https://t.co/a366eYUBAf

[Flickering Myth @flickeringmyth]

Ridley Scott says Alien: Covenant will be followed by two more Prometheus sequels https://t.co/t9EctFSRtu

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.

[ScreenCrush @screencrushnews]

The identity of the mystery character on #TheWalkingDead has been confirmed: https://t.co/7l1iZaO4x4

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I have no vampire experience but I've hunted werewolves. I shot 1 once but by the time I got there it had turned back into my neighbors dog.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Star Salesman, Beet Farmer, Bed and Breakfast Proprietor, Freelance Body Guard. Add to that list owner of this building. Then burn the list.

[ScreenCrush @screencrushnews]

#StarWars director J.J. Abrams confirms “another Death Star,” plus details on General Hux: https://t.co/CqAjyqadhJ

[Flickering Myth @flickeringmyth]

13-minute featurette for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 https://t.co/1DyDBRzj1t

[Flickering Myth @flickeringmyth]

Watch a sneak peek from tonight's episode of The Walking Dead, 'Always Accountable'... https://t.co/MmoOeGXa4o