Supporting Cov in the Premier League feels strange. Always justifying it!
For years the conversation "Why do you support Coventry?"
Now it starts with: "So you've jumped on the bandwagon then?"
Mate, I was on the bandwagon when it had 3 wheels and was on fire. #PUSB
How to be a great climate activist:
1. Own a private jet
2. Own a yacht
3. Have five mansions
4. Fly to a climate conference every six weeks
5. Lecture poor people about their carbon footprint
6. Convince them the planet can be saved by taxing them more
7. Tell farmers their cows are the problem
8. Eat the wagyu at the gala
9. Give yourself an award
10. Post about it from the yacht