Saban is gone.
Carroll is gone.
Urban is gone.
Tressel is gone.
Jimbo is gone.
Coach O is gone.
Stoops is gone.
Spurrier is gone.
Lloyd Carr is gone.
Frank Beamer is gone.
Les Miles is gone.
Bill Snyder is gone.
Chris Petersen is gone.
David Shaw is gone.
Your childhood is over.
God made sex.
Man made porn.
God made steak.
Man made Beyond Beef.
God made immunity.
Man made Pfizer.
God made the universe.
Man made the metaverse.
God made testosterone.
Man made steroids.
God made honey.
Man made artificial sweeteners.
God made conversations.
Man made chatbots.
God made the Bible.
Man made self help books.
God made sunlight.
Man made radiation tanning beds.
God made water.
Man made soda.
God made real life adventure.
Man made video games.
God made real competition.
Man made fantasy football.
God made the wilderness.
Man made concrete jungles.
God made prayer.
Man made antidepressants.
God made personal responsibility.
Man made welfare.
God made nutrients.
Man made pharmaceutical drugs.
His version is always better.