Alan FC @AlanFC - Twitter Profile

almost 14 years ago

Kermit the Frog, just lucky I guess!

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almost 14 years ago

Who is daBiebs?

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almost 14 years ago

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almost 14 years ago

Everybody I meet brings joy to my life. Some when I meet them, others when they f**k off!

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almost 14 years ago

Its a scientific fact that diet drinks make you fat. Go to any pub or bar, it's only fat people drinking them. Wake up to reality people!

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almost 14 years ago

Why do smokers look offended when one sneaks out a cushion creeper? Airspace violations of any sort should be reciprocated, its only polite!

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almost 14 years ago

Lenders slashing mortgage rates. Will Bank of England reduce base rates down to 0.25%? Yes, welcome to the Japanese style low rate economy

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almost 14 years ago

More devolved powers for Scotland, yes. Independence, No. United we stand, divided we fall.

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almost 14 years ago

Why do the public still go to their banks for financial advice, mortgages etc? Banks don't give a damn. Are you all financial masochists?

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Alan FC