Alan Gibson

In need of a nap, since 1993.

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

My daily routine during quarantine as told by @gavinthomas

[kelechi @kelechi_ai]

put Issa Rae and Ramy Youssef in a romcom you cowards

[Dancing with the Stars #DWTS @officialdwts]

When I grow up, I want to be @itsSHANGELA & @Gleb_Savchenko 😌 #DWTS @DisneyPlus

[jess♡ @h0llaJess]

every time i think theres a commercial break, it just keeps on going 👁️👄👁️ #dwts

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

@officialdwts how y’all running low on time? You’re on Disney+ now, we steaming! What else needs the time slot? An old episode of Hannah Montana? #DWTS

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Listen these people who say they aren’t watching #DWTS cause it’s on Disney+ and not ABC are really missing out! Y’all gotta quit being stubborn and get in on this action. Best Dancing With the Stars premiere in a hot minute!

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

@PokeBurm I hope it’s the former rather than the latter. It was such seamless gameplay.

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

I have Covid and can’t go see @kurtisconner in Columbia now on Sunday! I am distraught! 😭😭

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Dear Karens,
Stay out of the dang drive thru! First off don’t be a Karen, but if your cold little black heart can’t help itself, go inside and yell about there not being enough fries in your bag. Don’t make the rest of us waste our gas behind you for 15 minutes!

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

For anyone who ever says “bUt TeAcHeRs GeT tHe SuMmEr OfF” I checked today and I've had three weeks where I wasn't at the school or away doing school related things this summer.

[real gamer boy hours @OhYikes_exe]

anyone wanna hold hands at the ingles country ham center? 🥺

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

@DanielGibson_ Is that why you spent all that time in front of the mirror?

[Scotty Disco @scootstape]

How tf they explain 🔄 before clocks

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Y’all remember Tooth Tunes? Never had one and honestly I feel like I’m socially stunted because of it.

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Definitely not being a Karen. Still tipping the driver and not gonna ruin their rating or report them. But I really do think that @DoorDash should have a policy or if they do enforce it better.

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Look I get the point of @DoorDash-ers taking multiple orders. But this is the second time I’ve had an order that was estimated to take 15 mins take over an HOUR because someone took on like 5 delivers. It’s been 45 mins since my food was picked up, good think I like cold pizza.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[Alan Gibson @AlanGibson71]

Lawd I thought they done FIRED all the principals and the superintendent! 🤣

[Spartanburg District Five Schools @SpartanburgD5]

Our principals & district administrators are 🔥FIRED🔥 up to start the school year! Two days of leadership training & team building kicked off today 💯 Excited to see our students and district succeed this year ❤️ #WeAreD5 #D5Family

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Only 103 days to get in shape for Halloween