Alan Harris

If it involves mountain views or long walks, count me in.

[Alan Harris @AlanHarrisbtw]

@ryptopaces The eye contact at the end felt extremely personal

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They just let it slide, even if you’re 10 or 15 minutes late. The latest I’ve ever been for work was like five minutes late.

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@EmilyScott4o1 would you try this? yess or no. be honest

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どうもジオン軍のパイロットです。
今日ザクを支給されました。
武装はザクバズーカだそうです。
あのー…
これは一発発射したら終わりですか？

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@GaryDavis1mz wait, did the background just change entirely or did i blink

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage…
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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Kereb banget suaranya kak 🔥 Sumber vt/ bikacoffee_bkl

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Slightly horrified at the results considering I've started writing satirical essays about severing off a clown's nose in a hospice, calling Sydney Sweeney a fascist in a town hall and getting lip filler in a garage in Aldershot.

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@MiaAllenrmy unpopular opinion: the original version of this was way better

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Aind so as I preparetf you have the right eyes.
the world can show
Ihe tiny moments of beauty
want to keep noticing

[Alan Harris @AlanHarrisbtw]

@OraliaDuna7m i've watched this 100 times and i'm still finding new details

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BAut it leaves no marks no scar no tearss it flies past yes it buzzes in the ears

[Alan Harris @AlanHarrisbtw]

I have a few friends, but I have trouble forming new connections and often feel lonely.