Alan Hartman

Keep Calm and Chive On

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

Still cant believe Hunter Biden:

-fucked his dead brother's wife and daughter
-literally gave some civilian his unlocked laptop with 6 million terabytes of him butt ass naked fucking hookers and smoking Crack, as well as countless money laundering thru Ukraine for Joe Biden
-had the FBI personally cover up all of this and suspend everyone on Twitter talking about it
-got to smoke Crack all over the white house for 4 years
-got pardoned by his dementia dad on the last day in office

And now hes shitposting on Twitter like nothing ever happened

Patriot.

[Heatherheather007 @LibertyValkyrie]

A Dad should be the one man in your life, who wishes you do better than him, and is more happy for you, than you are, when you do.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2023. John Bolton: The indictment against Trump for mishandling classified materials should be the end of his political career and the beginning of his jail time.

Bolton just pled guilty to mishandling classified materials.

[John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. @RealMrJohnJr]

🚨 BREAKING! : 🇺🇸🔥 Trump just declared TOTAL WAR on the IRS! A plan to replace federal income tax with tariffs and restore America’s pre-1913 prosperity. The IRS is DONE — and the American people finally WIN.

🇺🇸🔥 THE BOMBSHELL – TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON FEDERAL INCOME TAX

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

A Golden Retriever was abandoned on the street by its former owner in a very serious injured condition. Fortunately, a kind-hearted person found the dog, took it home, brought it for medical treatment, and cared for it devotedly. After a long recovery process, the dog transformed from being weak and suffering into a healthy, joyful, and happy companion full of love. 💖✨

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

Golden gets the newspaper every morning, but he also likes to take lamby with him!! 😁🐶🐾

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

He got that dog in him

[B&S @_B___S]

We all need a hug sometimes

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Lori Lightfoot introducing us to the "Rona Destroyer"

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Drag his crying ass to the gallows and hang him publicly.

[Karley Marotta @Karley_Marotta]

Highlight of the night: 4-year old baseball sensation Waylon Fletcher threw out the first pitch for the @Brewers after going viral on social media for vidoes of him playing baseball with his dad.

@jfletch07187p @tmj4

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Terfs_R Execute him

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Back when it was just good, clean baseball. Varitek is a fucking beast.

[Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavino]

DO NOT mistake my sincere kindness and willingness to do solid for POTUS, while ALWAYS being an open and honest broker with EVERYONE, on EVERYTHING, as a sign of weakness. I’ve been doing this for 30+ years with him. I assure you, he knows who has his back 24/7/365—FAFO🎯