Alan Linic

Writer for Saturday Night Live. Author of Our Perfect Marriage #QuirkBooks. Previously writer/performer/teacher at Second City Chicago.

[Alan Linic @AlanLinic]

My wife: where are the Cheetos?
Me:

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@RourkeBywater Happy birthday!

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Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Three whole unions’ worth of people for the price of one CEO? Sounds like a deal to me.

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

"Imagine how much money studios could save if they removed but a single Zaslav from their balance sheet." https://t.co/2rKZJIxzzM #WGAstrike #1u #SAGAFTRAstrike

[Mystery County Monster Hunters Club @mysterycounty]

Woohoo! See you in Duluth! (Or online)

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever

this shit don’t make any sense

SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF

[Alan Linic @AlanLinic]

Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ron Perlman responds to the studio executive who said: “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their apartments and losing their homes.”

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Romantic - "I love you for your flaws"

Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"

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I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational

[Mystery County Monster Hunters Club @mysterycounty]

Y’all we got @ErinKeif2 on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever.

📚📚🦜🦜💕💕

[Alan Linic @AlanLinic]

How to Get Good at Sex: For Those Who Are Really Really Bad at It

Go ahead. Explain to me how you found my secret room.

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

IMPORTANT QUESTION :

If you had a bookcase that was a secret door, which book would you have to "pull" to open it?

📚

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I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE

[🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk @MoseyDm]

What is something you can say during both?

[SAG-AFTRA NEWS @sagaftranews]

SAG-AFTRA Members Approve Strike Authorization with 97.91% Yes Vote https://t.co/hPCphXSMF9

[Alan Linic @AlanLinic]

Tim Cook sounds like he's a South Park impression of Tim Cook

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I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike

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@ohboybeccaslack This tweet is going to be grossly underappreciated because I imagine the overlap in this venn diagram is small.

But know, KNOW, that this is pure gold

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Come to this!

[Mystery County Monster Hunters Club @mysterycounty]

This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty

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Getting excited to play at Wild Indie Nights on 5/14!