Alan Murphy

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@mattgaetz So that’s where reboot button is . . .

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@greggutfeld This is Merka-land of Everything Free! I’m going to register at Joe Biden’s website for FREE! All the hilarious gaffes you can stomach. https://t.co/b8xak3fT86 . Or is it Joe30330.combover?

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@greggutfeld Are you some kind of money grubbing penny pinching parsimonious pontificating plastered puffer fish carnival barker??? Seven dollars a month is like a whole chocolate chip mocha frappachino with whip that I will be forced to give up!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@greggutfeld I’m going into the gutter!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@w_terrence I was that little girl . . . sniffle pout

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@greggutfeld Is that Joe Biden out there? Stiff as a board and a slight breeze could knock him over. Headline “BIDEN POLICIES FALL FLAT”

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@TicketyBuu @greggutfeld He doesn’t even have to speak to make a point! His facial expressions are priceless

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@greggutfeld What brand do you recommend? Original or extra-crispy? Barbecue sauce or ranch dressing (or undressing)?

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@gini_buss Now famous

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@rlipstein And you are . . . ???

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@BuckDancer78 @greggutfeld And nobody more intelligent and good looking than Greg 6-pack-Gut feld! @greggutfeld

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@luvjdm You were fantastic and made a great impression on everyone!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@JoeBiden @fred_guttenberg Where is it?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Join me and the hardworking folks on the frontlines of the COVID-19 outbreak for a virtual round table. Tune in now: https://t.co/SKRTT621IO

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@luvjdm I’ve been listening to that battle song on YouTube for days

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@luvjdm You were awesome!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@AOC Yes-Universal UBER Rides for everyone!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@OznovaPam @blakeshelton You betcha!

[Alan Murphy @AlanMurphy777]

@dbongino The Patronus Curse is very powerful according to Harry Potter. ( or is it the “Patronize-Us” curse?)