Alan Popper

Biotech & IT engineer

[Alan Popper @AlanPopper]

I ran 5,556 statistical tests looking for an edge in crypto intraday with the most common indicators.

Zero survived.

A week of work and the honest output is a null result. I'm keeping every script. Knowing there's nothing there beats one more backtest that lies to me.

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@mikeshinoda how about a linkin park version of remember the name?

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Ok close, but THIS year is the year, trust me

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This year’s the year

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Second version (3)

Carl’s wild parties and deadpan sarcasm only fuel the madness, as the family struggles to keep their capybara from turning their home into a total circus. It’s a heartwarming tale of chaos, destruction, and begrudging love.

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Drunk with a friend we came up with a new movie. Here two summaries cortesy of chatgpt. @SUniversalTv @SonyPictures @warnerbros

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Second version (2)

He refuses to fit into any societal norms—let alone the Little family’s tidy suburban life—eating their furniture, hijacking family dinners, and starting neighborhood feuds.

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First version (3)
Chaos reigns as Carl eats the family’s furniture, wrecks the neighborhood, and throws wild parties while grappling with an existential crisis about being the world’s most overlooked pet. It’s a heartwarming disaster.

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First version (2)

Carl doesn’t fit into toy cars or wear cute clothes—he’s a 100-pound, beer-drinking, swearing rodent who lounges on the couch, sabotages family dinners, and terrorizes the cat.

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@crunchyroll_la ads? Really? Como que anuncio 1 de 6 lptm esta mas largo que el capítulo…

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@PicturesFoIder At the gym, boys chilling

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@SolanaRugpulls Thanks for the headsup

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@SolanaRugpulls Just trying to learn here, any reason not to trust new pairs with high liquidity even if locked?

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@GaryGensler @SECGov Caught some cheap btc gary?

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@SECGov Looks like somebody wanted to buy in cheaper right before the approval huh

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@mischiefanimals Magnificent

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@kirawontmiss Nah he’s cool