Alan Schrader

Mostly harmless. (he/him/bitch)

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Can't believe these money-grabbing capitalists masquerading as sports owners want SKC fans to pony up season ticket renewals in fucking JULY. Gotta milk that time value of money or they aren't really sticking it to their die-hards as hard as they otherwise could be. 🙄

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

"An obvious lesson from the gargantuan success of both 'Barbie' and the Eras Tour is that there is a huge, underserved market for entertainment that takes the feelings of girls and women seriously," Michelle Goldberg writes. https://t.co/IXhebqz507

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

The League Cup has a rather perplexing group stage format.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Well fuck a duck

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Shelton doing Shelton things.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

@AKGarcia331 I eventually just decided not to roll because I got so tired of fucking with it.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

@MattDoyle76 For some reason I thought they closed 15ish years ago. Did they stop making Anchor Stream for awhile or am I just hallucinating?

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

That might be the worst yellow card I've ever seen. How can you possibly justify a yellow there, lol.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

That is a terrible call. Vancouver got hosed.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

What the fuck is this? Refs just completely deciding this game? What a way to start a "rivalry". #STLvSKC

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Yawn

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

I'm an Ndembe fan.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

We actually look like a soccer team!

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

SEA 0-2 SKC

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

I don't think I've ever had lower expectations going into an SKC game before.

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Big, if true.

[Mike @downthebyline]

NEWS FLASH: Winning feels better than not winning

[Mike @downthebyline]

NEWS FLASH: Winning feels better than not winning

[Alan Schrader @AlanSchrader]

Well we look terrible, but we're not losing!