Alan

Pokemon-Speedrunner

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

I rarely post on twitter anymore these days....but :

Today i opened my first Riftbound display and in my 5th pack i pulled a Teemo howcase Signature, whic is worth 1900€ on cardmarket. I still can't believe it....

https://t.co/HkTtHlxe4R

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

This AI crap is just so fucking cringe, holy shit. Everything in this sickens me.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Just spoke with a guy who owns a small business. Complaining about the fact that that he pays his employees $18-20hr (minimum) but the people who hire illegal aliens pay them $6.50 an hour and hurt his business.

Many of the people threatening law enforcement and interfering with deportations are just mad that this system is coming to an end.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion.

Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal.

Suck this country's collective dick.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

Current state of german Twitch streamers

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

League scene doesn’t deserve him

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

T1 Faker 🇰🇷: "I've noticed a significant increase in the number of female players around the world"

"I hope they keep growing and make a lasting impact on the scene"

via Worlds press conference

[Ashley Kang @AshleyKang]

I petition to @lolesports.

Play this for Worlds finals pick & ban

Do it

https://t.co/FDflCYHa4P

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

@PsychoPoro Gotta be @Atrioc. The never before seen 2500 Lolking Score checks out.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

Common @MoistCr1TiKaL W

https://t.co/M3Ic0DRb7U

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

I remember him teaching Moistcr1tikal. Very articulate and funny guy, insanely smart and charismatic. This feels awfully similar to Reckfuls death: Sometimes the brightest of us have have the hardest time dealing unjustified hate on the internet.

RIP to one of chess' greatest.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Chess Grandmaster and content creator Daniel Naroditsky has died at the age of 29

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

@LSXYZ9 If you start a witchhunt that ultimately costs someones life, you deserve all the hate in the world. I get your point, but he doesn't seem to feel an ounce of regret either. Fuck him.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

@ggDoA still my goat caster

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

xPeke's massive Orianna Shockwave play is eliminated with 30% of the votes.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

What am I looking at ?! #LCK

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

Announcements like this make it increasingly harder to enjoy this hobby with good conscience.

Fuck the Saudis, fuck sportswashing and each and every company that takes their blood money.

[WWE @WWE]

BREAKING NEWS: @TripleH and @Turki_alalshikh just announced that #WrestleMania 43 is heading to Saudi Arabia in 2027! #WrestleManiaRiyadh @RiyadhSeason

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

@NetflixDE Eher haue ich mir einen rostigen Nagel ins Knie als den nochmal schauen zu müssen.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

That United game was a generational hatewatch.

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

What does your Alltime-League team look like (with honorable mentions) ?

I guess mine would look something like this:

Top: Smeb (TheShy, Khan)
Jungle: Canyon (Dandy, Peanut)
Mid: Faker (Chovy, Rookie)
ADC: Ruler (Deft, Uzi)
Support: Mata (Meiko, Madlife)

[Aslam 🇵🇸 @LeoneStan1]

This brudda cannot even put the grim reaper over clean lmfao

[Alan @AlanSchweitzer_]

@LolaaBrink @fallruckziehr Der zieht nächsten Monat bei mir im Ort ein. Hat dort ein Haus gekauft. Die Nachbarschaft zittert schon.