ALAN SHEIMAN

I'm like a sponge, I can never suck-up enough knowledge, and I've always been a likable guy. I was born in a small town 2 miles from Boston.

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@mariaart55 Pencil sharpener

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@Gabriele_Corno Pitbulls are the sweetest dogs on planet earth.

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@lippyent Lucy and Ricy

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@fasc1nate That makes me sick!

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@MahikRani50377 2.86

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@cutiieepie6 Of course, he's my baby.

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@JamieBonkiewicz How many fans are going to get shot?

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@_josephine0_ tokyo

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@KingOrleans @VoicesofWW2 He was my president in the 50s and had his picture on the wall in my 1st grade classroom.

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@ms5unshine Yes, I ate it in a stew in Northern Thailand before that area became more civilized..

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@brianstelter They should show some bit of honor, if they have any, and leave like Scott Pelly did, so the show will totally die as a sign of Trump's control of the network.

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@RickChapterTwo That put tears to my eyes.

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@ThoNg676733 In the early 70s a yellow ribbon was a sympolic way of showing support for victoms of crime, such as kidnapping in hopes of getting the victoms back.

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@WHATSFORDlNNER Just the ham in a plate with an onion roll, mayo and swiss cheese.

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@Liza137823 It's a nail set. Used to drive in a small nail.

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@Acyn This is how a president spends his official time. So sad for the country and the world.

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@lightfootno1 In the first year of SNL, there was the conehead family. He must have become one.

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@BrookeShields Amalia looks so sweet, you two seem to be so happy together. Good for both of you.

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@Jassmini2 59

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@Fiances_ Bbq chicken legs.