Alan

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[Amanda ♡’s Don @sug4rmouse]

Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Apparently I’m not even going through anything, I just need a lot of money

[angel ♡ @harumichiis]

funniest part of the brinity win was all his friends coming out of hiding to congratulate them like okay mr congeniality

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

"It's their job to clean up."

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

The gym isn’t the hard part.

Eating right every day is.

[a sakshi of the seven kingdoms @_breakspears]

even funnier when you realise who the Him here is because of course it's his annoying ass

[jana @skeletonoflight]

aniya reposting a trinity and kayda edit #YUP

[eliz @eliza___v]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[g 🐛 @gpickle6]

watching hotd knowing the dragons are going to die

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Food trucks were supposed to be the budget option. Now they cost the same as sit-down restaurants. Eating on a sidewalk shouldn’t cost restaurant prices.

[Nicholas Rice @NicholasARice]

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[🌷 @Sar111aai]

Kayda reposted this lmaooo she hates kc bad #loveislandusa