Alan Squats

Former Football Jock. Modern Day Al Bundy
SAG Performer
Stand-Up Comedian, Bass Player, Singer, Actor, & Host. 😮

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

Some Parents Just Go Way Too Far. #comedy #parenting #sexualorientation

[Victor Bigham 🇺🇸 @Ravious101]

That's a wrap on The Resurrection of the Christ — Mel Gibson's long-awaited sequel to The Passion of the Christ.
After a massive 134-day shoot across Italy, director Mel Gibson took a microphone on set to personally thank the cast and crew for completing principal photography on the film, which has been over 20 years in development.
The audio captured him saying:
"Since I'm all yours here and I've got a microphone... I just want to tell you all thank you so much for all your efforts, your support, your sacrifice, your love, the encouragements all through, the prayers and intercessions, thank you all for everything great and everything “small”, in the end it was all worth it.
Now it’s time to make sure the Lord gets glorified in all of this."

[Truthseeker @Xx17965797N]

Cleveland Clinic director breaks down, apologizes to vaccinated patients.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

They don’t change the child’s sex, either.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heartwarming: The legendary Tim Tebow hosted a red carpet event to celebrate and uplift individuals with special needs.

"It’s about someone finally realizing, maybe for the first time, they’ve always had worth."

What a special moment captured 🥹❤️

[Wincy @WincinnatiPod]

@HappyPunch Tell me in the comments. Is it better than this?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

President Trump just shared our reporting on how Ilhan Omar went from the poorest member of Congress to one of the richest.

She entered Congress in 2018 with a massive $65,000 debt and is now worth $30 million in just a few years.

With a salary of $174,000, how is that possible? We think we cracked it…

- In 2022 Illhan Omar passed the MEALS Act, cutting all oversight of taxpayer funded meals served to “underprivileged” kids
- This loophole was exploited by Ilhan’s Somali friends in Minneapolis in a $500M child-meal fraud scheme
- The Somali fraudsters worked for and donated to Ilhan Omar’s campaign
- At the exact same time Illhan’s Husband launched a new venture capital firm
- The VC firms valuations skyrocketed from $0 to hundreds of millions immediately
- Yet, this firm does not even have an address in DC, just a WeWork
- After massive Somali fraud was exposed this week, the VC firm scrubbed all its board members from its website
- The VC board is made up of former Obama and DNC officials
- The rest of Omar’s wealth comes from a bankrupt, fraudulent wine company, that does not even have a working phone number
The wine is literally called “The Devil’s Lie”

This requires a full investigation.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Philip Rivers back at practice today!

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@foreigntrouble @BuffaloBills @49ers Trade deadline has passed

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

Having been called a liar by Anthony Fauci for saying that "not one of the 72 vaccines mandated for children has ever been safety tested", RFK Jr. sued Fauci.

After a year of stonewalling, Fauci's lawyers admitted that RFK Jr. had been right all along.

"There's no downstream liability, there's no front-end safety testing... and there's no marketing and advertising costs, because the federal government is ordering 78 million school kids to take that vaccine every year."

"What better product could you have? And so there was a gold rush to add all these new vaccines to the schedule... because if you get onto that schedule, it's a billion dollars a year for your company."

"So we got all of these new vaccines, 72 shots, 16 vaccines... And that year, 1989, we saw an explosion in chronic disease in American children... ADHD, sleep disorders, language delays, ASD, autism, Tourette's syndrome, ticks, narcolepsy."

"Autism went from one in 10,000 in my generation... to one in every 34 kids today."

[midtown mike @lostTobobbyflay]

josina anderson watching that dart touchdown dime

[eve @eveforamerica]

This is the most beautiful thing you will see today.

30 Beagles rescued from a testing lab (I call it torture) walk on grass for the first time.

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@Holy__Bible1 Amen

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Scientists Shocked: Peer-Reviewed Paper Confirms COVID Vaccine Nightmare

A bombshell peer-reviewed study has confirmed what the “conspiracy theorists” have been warning for years: Pfizer’s mRNA COVID shot is contaminated with not just bacterial plasmid DNA, but with the SV40 promoter, a viral sequence that may interfere with how your genes function or even become part of your DNA.

Dr. Mikolaj Raszek of Merogenomics reviewed the paper and said, “We finally have it—the very first published scientific evidence showing that the mRNA vaccine, Pfizer vaccines, were contaminated with bacterial plasmid DNA.”

Researchers tested sealed vials—both monovalent and bivalent—and found DNA fragments embedded within the lipid nanoparticles. That's important because these nanoparticles are designed to deliver genetic material directly into the body’s cells. So the DNA wasn’t just contamination—it was effectively delivered like a package.

Raszek pointed out that the fragments included the SV40 enhancer, which he called “extremely dangerous.” This viral promoter can help foreign DNA enter the nucleus of human cells, raising the risk of accidental genome integration. In plain English: fragments from the vaccine could potentially alter your DNA.

How did this happen? What did Pfizer know beforehand?

Epidemiologist @NicHulscher joins the show with @zeeemedia to discuss.

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@_MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 @ChiefsFocus @chiefs_outsider @chiefshive @BradHensonPro @theonlydyl_ @AB84 @IcyVert @SSN_Eagles Excuses

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@woodwardsports @ProFootballTalk The more he talks the more he exposes the clown in him.

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@RGIII 💯

[ZACHISGOD @ZACHISGOD]

For those who it means something to. Jon Batiste national anthem time.

[Alan Squats @AlanSquats]

@ZACHISGOD It meant something to me. Thank you vm! ❤️ Let's go!!!