Alan Stephen

Reads comics so you don't have to. Especially the bad ones.

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@BrianSpanner1 To be fair to her, she does have a legitimate grievance against Argentina - her dad was in charge of HMS Coventry when they sank it.

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@WingsScotland Bearing in mind this is the *police* answer...

It's entirely possible to read this response as they came to the same conclusions as the Dean but CPFS refused to take it further. It definitely doesn't say that *they* (them or their finance experts) didn't find criminal behavior.

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@WingsScotland The boss move would be to get Magpie Murrell in on the claim somehow.

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@hellothisisivan

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@hellothisisivan Vera Lynn and Dave Brock out of Hawkwind

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@WingsScotland Ignore that, they decided to close THREE HOURS EARLY to celebrate Bosnia winning

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@WingsScotland You think you've got it bad, I now have to go to a Balkan sports bar in Stuttgart for our game where they're all probably still celebrating

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Fair to say this hasn't captured the attention of the German public

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@DavidPGCSE If only he'd thought to call it " picky bits" he'd have been lauded as a genius.

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@ChrisBaxter76 @WingsScotland We went to the tournament looking like Guardiola was in charge and turned up there with Craig Fucking Brown in charge.

A disgrace.

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@BrianSpanner1 Oh Hashimi, we don't believe you
'cos you wouldn't let that woman refuse you
Hashimi, we don't believe you
'cos you wouldn't let that woman flee you

The sex offender/flaming lips crossover football chant the world was waiting for

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@WingsScotland @HappyTroll69 Agree on Robertson but that maybe says more about his recent performances. That then forced McGinn to track back to a LB position which he failed to do well all game.

4-5-1 against Morocco with, based on yesterday Adams as the 1, might look all right.

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@HappyTroll69 @WingsScotland tried to shoehorn them into a formation out of position. McGinn wide left didn't work, not least because it asked to much of Robbo at his age. We needed two proper wide players, like we had against Curacao and Bolivia, to feed Shankland and whoever plays with him in a 4-4-2 2/2

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@HappyTroll69 @WingsScotland I think that was it, he just wasn't up to it physically so Clarke hoped he would be able to do something else instead.

That's his problem - before the game the pundits were saying "imagine the pelters he'll get if he leaves x out and didn't win" so he picked names and 1/2

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@WingsScotland Is it just me or does the Moroccan manager have the look of Tim Westwood, the fake LGBTYS convenor?

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@hellothisisivan I'm still only about halfway - just got as far as Cleopatra. Partially due to work pressures but as much because it's difficult to read too much of it at a time through open-mouthed awe at what's being described.

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@BrianSpanner1 An "eat your greens" t-shirt the day after the Ross Greer/Murrell story and "work daddy".

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@WingsScotland I find the Reset law interesting. Now he has admitted guilt - and ianal - if she doesn't hand anything he bought her back from the whole period he's admitted to then she faces later charges?