Alan Swain

Level 2 UEFA Childrens licence and UEFA C licence holder. Major arsehole, all views are my own.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

"I think they need to start here and hopefully end up at Barclays Hampden."

Michael Mols was on hand to open the new Cruyff Court in Renfrew, made possible by the collaboration between the @JCFoundation and the Pitching In fund.

#WeekofFootball | @SPFL

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@JAdairSoccer Thanks [email protected]

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@globrod What book is that, Rod?

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Me and my pal, Mixu. What a laugh, worth it for me being unable to walk for the next week. #BLicence #NoProblem

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@MyFootballCoach Case

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@JustDeej14 Even at this time, you will still probably need sun cream on 😂😂

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@jimbonda4 It will never catch on😂😂😂

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Wee adrenaline rush today, cannot wait to get started. #ScottishFACoachEd

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@KKF3409 @ericrangers1 I was politely asked to leave the pitch after getting my character from 3 wummin.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@ericrangers1 @KKF3409 Nae idea what’s happening but I agree

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@AS_Airdrie @fra_hood1872 @westendbar @fra_hood1872 this is the last thing I expected to see on the internet😂😂😂

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@gazzz72 Fuck up, Gary.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@Glasgow_Live @CanalTam

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

It's still happening!

Another radio exploded during the funeral of a Hezbollah terrorist that died from a beeper blast.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@PSOSGlasgowCity @PSOSGreaterGlas @PSOSRenfInver any chance you can have a look in Renfrew??? Much appreciated.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Humbled and glad I got to share it with the most shouted at kids in Renfrew.

[West Region @ScotFAWest]

Winner of Best Volunteer in Youth Football - Alan Swain

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Great Holiday, would do again.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Driving in America…

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

@ericrangers1 He was safely dropped off, don’t you worry.

[Alan Swain @AlanSwain90]

Cup final for Aaron tomorrow #takenoprisioners