Alan Tegethoff

If I was an oven you could say I Shake n' Bake

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

@LilNasX No it did not

[Bjonda Haliti @baeonda]

I’m 22 years old and I tested positive for COVID-19.

I’ve been debating on posting, but I want to share my experience especially with those around my age to help bring awareness, and to relieve any stress/anxiety some may have due to the pandemic.

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

Finally coming down 🛸.

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

A for effort

[. @Feathershirts]

Phoenix got into a terrible dog fight. I have no money & her treatment totall came out to nearly 4k. My last option is to put her down but I can’t Ever do that Please help me save her by donating & sharing this post to get the word out. I’ll die without my best friend.

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

@faithhsimone It’s ok my ears get red hot when I’m nervous

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

This would be a great drinking game, loser takes a shot.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

your mom

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

They Keep Taking My Brothers From Me Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

I have to put this on Twitter for a project please hold

[diary of young fine bitch @babtjae_978]

RT for good luck cuz Lord knows she caught that bag this year

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

He said “you know what you need a good wash” 🤣🤣

[💫JE〽️INI🦋 @SKXNNY_J]

U read this and don’t Rt you having a baby 2020 🤰 😭

[Daniel 🅱️ @dhinojosaaa]

Run them up lol 😂

[Alan Tegethoff @AlanTSpoon1018]

YOOO WTF THAT GUYS IN MY SPEECH CLASS