Alan Titmarsh

Its me Alan Titmarsh, great garderner, shag garden knomes & sniff coke from toilet seats #PARODY

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@scousebabe888
Im your biggest fan, can I have a RT please?

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Just treated myself to a wank royal

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#ThongThursday

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I'm selling Viagra, £50 a pill
#TitmarshBargains

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#PoseLikeAGayWednesday

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My cock is so big

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They say big girls don't cry, they do when I shove my cock up their ass

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#FingerATwatTuesday

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My electric bill has just come through, growing weed is costing me a fucking fortune

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Starting up my own fight club in my greenhouse

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#PunchAGayMonday

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Horny as fuck

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#ThongThursday

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Just fingered a filthy bitch in the garden

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Horny as fuck

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Drugs are good

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I love having a wank in my garden

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#PunchAGayWednesday

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Just been picking magic mushrooms from my garden

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Its me Alan Titmarsh, now on Twitter and ready to fucking party!!
#AlanTheTit