Alan Tonge

Some bloke in the West Country. Likes cheese.

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

@sarah_church Is it now…? This is exciting news on a free from booze Friday!!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WHERE IS THE MEDIA??

Trump just said the number 25,000 is bigger than a MILLION. The decline of his brain is now catastrophic.

“Where Martin Luther King made his great speech…he had a million people and I had 25,000 people. I had more people.” Wow.

[Altrincham HQ - Social Media Marketing in Manc @altrinchamhq]

John Barnes on stage at Manchester Academy with Peter Hook

World in Motion

@peterhook @MancAcademy @NME @BBCSport

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

Not clear re the difference between a park and an open space but moments prior to this photo being taken yesterday from Marksbury Road Open Space, there was an almost perfect rainbow #Bristol #Rainbow #WheresBungle

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

Maradona warming up in 1981. One of the best sights in football.

[📚 Tears at La Bombonera/Dame Bola @BomboneraTears]

OTD 1979: Diego Armando Maradona scored his first goal for Argentina in a 3-1 win over Scotland at Hampden Park! Leopoldo Luque got the other two for la selección. Arthur Graham for Jock Stein’s side

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

🤨

#SaintsFC

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

BREAKING: Gabriel's penalty has been found and recovered in The Danube River in Budapest 😳

[Brixham @Brixham]

#picoftheday Watching the #gigracing when the @rafredarrows enter the Bay with an amazing display! @brixhamgigclub

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Club sources do NOT expect there to be any animosity between Anthony Gordon & Julian Alvarez in relation to the Falkland Islands dispute 🇦🇷🇬🇧

The club expect the pair to AVOID politics and be GREAT team-mates 🥰

@sport

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump had another mental health episode today and posted over 50 times online:

11:15 AM - Trump attacks judge who said he couldn’t put his name on the Kennedy Center
12:03 PM - Says he may perform and give a speech at the America 250 event instead of artists who cancelled
12:08 PM - Says Obama filled the Reflecting Pool with Garbage
12:09 PM - Attacks Biden
12:09 PM - Posts edited photo of Columbus Circle in DC with the caption “CLEAN”
12:10 PM - Attacks Biden again
12:11 PM - Posts AI photo of him and George Washington riding horses in front of the White House with a space shuttle and race car in the background
12:11 PM - Attacks Rosie O’Donnell
12:11 PM - Posts photo of him in front of the American flag
12:11 PM - Brags about his endorsed candidates winning
12:12 PM - Attack Obama and Biden over the reflecting pool
12:12 PM - Posts photo of him pointing at the camera
12:13 PM - Posts photo of the UFC event cage he’s building at the White House
12:13 PM - Posts an AI image of a “golden dome” for the White House
12:15 PM - Defends Jaxson Dart, calling him a “winner” and his critics “losers”
12:45 PM - Posts an AI image of him as a NY Knicks basketball player dunking on Governor Kathy Hochul
12:56 PM - Posts an AI image of him with Tom Brady
1:03 PM - Posts a garbage can labeling it “The Obama Presidential Library”
1:16 PM - Says America is back
1:16 PM - Says America is back again
1:16 PM - Says America is back for the 3rd time
1:55 PM - Posts an AI image of him golfing
2:55 PM - Says he’s in “excellent health” lol
3:17 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump
4:33 PM - Attacks the Pope again
4:54 PM - Posts a weird image of him staring at Greenland (which he has posted already)
4:57 PM - Posts an AI image of the “drone port” he wants to build on top of the ballroom
5:33 PM - Attacks Biden
5:33 PM - Attacks Biden x2
5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x3
5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x4
5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x5
5:35 PM - Posts cartoon image of Governors Newsom, Pritzker, and Hochul saying they like crime (Trump is a felon)
5:36 PM - Posts meme about Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files losing their primaries
5:36 PM - Posts an old tweet of his where he attacks “disloyal” Republicans
5:37 PM - Posts an old tweet where he said he wants to stop the world from “killing itself”
5:37 PM - Posts a mock up of a “Trump Peace Prize” which may be the most useless peace prize known to man
5:37 PM - Posts a photo of a B-2 bomber with the caption “Trump energy 2026”
5:37 PM - Posts a photo of his face on Mount Rushmore
5:38 PM - Posts an image of him kissing the American flag (he’s the least patriotic president we’ve ever had)
5:39 PM - Compares himself to George Washington
5:39 PM - Says you were convinced to think a photo of a family sitting on a car is “evil” and billions were spent to do that (???)
5:50 PM - Says we should “physically audit” Fort Knox
5:50 PM - Posts an image of him cosplaying as a navy commander
5:51 PM - Posts another image of his face on Mount Rushmore
5:51 PM - Posts another photo of him and George Washington
6:09 PM - Attacks Biden again
6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x2
6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x3
6:09 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and King Charles
6:12 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and President XI in China
6:12 PM - Posts another photo of himself and President Xi
6:22 PM - Posts a photo of himself walking in China
6:48 PM - Says the U.S. should have a ballroom because China has one
7:03 PM - Says he wants to cancel his America 250 celebration and replace it with a MAGA rally
7:56 PM - Promotes Mark Levin’s show on Fox News
7:59 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump

All in one day. This man is not well. Impeachment and removal NOW.

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

Never knew Provan was with @KilmarnockFC @allyniven

[Peter Reid 💙 @reid6peter]

Some decent players.

[Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 @martindvz]

Brexit explained by someone who isn’t a liar and was there and who knows:

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

Deffo cooled down a bit but I’m leaving shower set to just above council footy pitch changing rooms shower temperature #ukheatwave
#heatwave #football #council #freezing #wherearemygonads #deepheat

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Jimmy White:

“Alex Higgins was so out of position. This was my hero. He was steaming because I knew he was drinking large vodka and oranges, but he could play drunk.

There were shots in there which under pressure will never be repeated. The drunker he got, the calmer he got.”

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

@Parody_PM Withnob and I

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

@djbradshaw64 Oldfield, like Ian Anderson, Jon Anderson, Viv Anderson, Bobby Anderson, Hans Christian Anderson and Geddy Lee, is keeping his counsel this far #Legendsofprog #ProgRock #VariousNonProgAndersons #SaintsFC #Spygate

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

Wakeman wades in #SaintsFC #Spygate

[Rick Wakeman CBE @GrumpyOldRick]

What a farce the Championship play off final (which I won't be watching) has become. Whoever wins will never really know if they would have beaten Southampton. Maybe Middlesborough & the Saints should have played their home & away ties again & Southampton pay a whopping fine .

[Alan Tonge @AlanTonge_Briz]

@sarah_church Surely Friday lunchtime is when scaffolders tap into their bags of gak, have a few beers in the sunshine and then a fight? Or is that just the ones round here…? #Stereotypes

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Today is the last day of Dele Alli's daily alarms..

THE END OF AN ERA🫡