Alan James

Identify as whatever you want, just don't expect me to collude in your illusions. THFC Punk and Ska.

[Alan James @AlanWordley]

@piersmorgan do I get some credit?

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@piersmorgan get "we'll meet again" by Dame Vera Lynn re-released and 🤞donate the proceeds to the NHS and what they are doing?

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@Heccles94 He pays more tax in one minute than you will in a million lifetimes hippie!

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@Kevin_Maguire Keep focusing on Farage and Reform, only it’s not them you should be worried about commie, it’s Rupert Lowe and Restore that will be next PM and government.

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@zarahussain999 How much have you sent?

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@Heccles94 Labour were always going to win, the place is full of Labour sheeple.

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@andyburnham @UKLabour UK, twinned with Venezuela 🇻🇪

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@EricIdle Shall we lock up people who think Blue is a better colour than yellow?

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@andyburnham @UKLabour Are they allowed to get 1.4 billion in debt like you did in Manchester?

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@BBCBreaking @BBCNews High twelvety Diane 👍

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@leesdechan @UKLabour Comedy gold.

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@UKLabour Fucking liar! Proven

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@UKLabour Prick

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@Heccles94 And get rid of the Co2 they use to provide oxygen?

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@BBCNews I’m having Pizza for tea tonight, although I may go for Kebab, not sure yet though.

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@andyburnham @UKLabour Brace yourself tax payers he’s found the money tree again!

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@TomK_Brit1993 Fuck no!

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@Ed_Miliband @jnbarrot You care more about foreigners than us 🖕

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@campbellclaret How are you not in prison? Bunk buds with Blair?

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@zarahussain999 Here’s a thought? Maybe the food was shit? And therefore they withheld payment? Or are you just a big fat racist?

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@TomK_Brit1993 Complete moron

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@zarahussain999 Don’t like it? Door, backside, you know the rest?