Alan Wrye

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THE GOAL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD 🥇🥇 #WINTEROLYMPICS

[Alan Wrye @AlanWrye]

@MarkKaboly I read this four times and now my nose is bleeding.

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

"I kind of think of ads as like a last resort for us as a business model," - Sam Altman, October 2024

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

After giving Tom Brady $375 million, Fox only had $25 left to spend on a scorebug design.

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

Meteorologists:

Download all your local weather station data onto a thumb drive. Do it tomorrow.

[Alan Wrye @AlanWrye]

RT @DVNJr: Tan, rested and ready

[Alan Wrye @AlanWrye]

@heraldleader Good lord, how many pop up ads can one website have?

[Sebastian Murdock @SebastianMurdoc]

NEW: Elon Musk was recently deposed in a lawsuit for falsely accusing a Jewish man of being part of a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk tried to keep his testimony from the public. Here it is. 🧵

https://t.co/T2LMJypAql

[Clemson Athletics @ClemsonTigers]

On this date in 2017 🏈🏆

[Alan Wrye @AlanWrye]

Maybe just retire the green jerseys permanently

[Michael Lombardi @mlombardiuncgm]

Perfection. Every show.

[Henry White @HMBWhite]

Charles Barkley has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

MODOK looking absolutely stunning at the Met Gala tonight

[Bheyonś Mboweni💕 @sunraysandstuff]

I’ll read it later

[Alan Wrye @AlanWrye]

@edzitron Thanks! I was worried I missed one. Keep up the great work

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

my entire timeline is filled with terrible ideas how to fix the all-star game when we cant even get them to play in the real ones first. with that said, the answer has always been to release one (1) hippopotamus and lock the doors.

[tate @50FirstTates]

i mean i thought it was a good idea

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

If you use the term “bandwidth” to describe your own availability, I will give you a swirlie