iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
When NBC pans the camera to Donald Trump and there’s nothing but boos louder than Hulk Hogan turning heel at Bash At The Beach
It might be an all time clip
NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!
Chipotle is giving away 53K free burritos after the NBA Finals ends
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• Chipotle will post a code on Twitter (X) after the final game
• Text the code to 888-222 and receive a free entrée