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[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Denzel Curry & Kenny Beats seriously just dropped an album of the year contender…

All killer, no filler. Zel giving us some of his best ever rapping, while Kenny provides the best beats of his career.

It surpasses the first Unlocked.

[BSandy @xBSandy]

Be a man and make yall own builds. Your 1st build is sacred, don’t copy another man

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

Motion party ☄️

[Automatic @automaticnba]

Every new addition officially acquired via trade/free agency through 6 weeks of the offseason.

One of the craziest offseasons EVER

[bum @BattleRapBum]

philly cheesesteak wit da bron hennessy

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

I like smoking by myself so I can replay 1 song 30 times with no complaints

[** @bigguccicraigy]

migos was my one direction

[alex @hittheoilrig]

my posture get real good around my 5’10 shawty

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WORLD RECORD IN NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP PRELIMS 🤯

Ja'Kobe Tharp ran a 12.75 in the 110M hurdles to set a new world record!

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

Hardest image I've ever fucking seen

[Booker Muse @DevinBookerMuse]

Amar’e Stoudemire on this day in 2010:

42 PTS
11 REB
14-22 FG
14-18 FT

Tied his playoff career-high.

[WHAT IS THIS? @jaymfbig]

What the entire fuck bro lmfao

[CB @ItalianFiesta]

Handles.
Defense.
3 ball.
And he’ll beat da other team star player ass if they wanna fight.

DA CAPTAIN. KIRK HINRICH

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Mexicans will call you a gay pussy if you dont drink beer and then they turn around and turn their beer into a fucking spicy candy soup and start licking and sucking red40 chamoy off the fucking can

[𝙷𝙱💫 @HoodiiBook]

I hope Giannis knows he ruined my life

[Mat Ishbia @Mishbia15]

I am 100% behind Devin Booker here. Last night was not a good look for our league. Let me be clear, we didn’t lose because of officiating, but that doesn’t make last night any less important. If the referees are going to demand respect from the players - as they should - then the players should demand respect from the referees. When a referee is missing calls and clearly disrespecting the players, almost mocking them, they must be held accountable. Nobody who loves this game enjoyed watching that last night. They want to see the players compete at the highest level. The league needs be far more aggressive about this kind of thing. All players and all fans deserve it.

[Book’em @dbookownsyou]

Devin Booker thought he was a superstar like Luka and Shai and told the Suns to not get him a PG. He thought he could be the playmaker and elite scorer at the same time. And it’s been nothing but disaster the past 3 seasons.

[JayTakes @SportsWithJay0]

Call me crazy, but the bubble ring might be one of the most legit championships ever.

No home court.
No crowd momentum.
Just who was better.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”