Alan_Koenig

Digital Marketing Associate at @NeccoKids, Poker Player, Saint Louis Cardinals baseball fan.

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@ItsWhipple @jstriebel22 I agree. He's definitely a unicorn but the risk is as high as the reward. You fill one roster slot with two All-stars but risk losing them both to one injury. I'd love to have him, but I don't hate not having him either...

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

200 CAREER WINS FOR ADAM WAINWRIGHT!!!

#STLCards

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@SteveSchmidtSES Ew, he's a disgusting turd of a human being.

[Mondaire Jones @MondaireJones]

I will never get over House Republicans ballooning the national debt under Trump, then complaining about it and threatening to crash the world economy unless we gut the IRS so that billion-dollar corporations and the rich can more easily cheat on their taxes, growing the deficit.

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@jstriebel22 Maybe other teams have just as many former prospects floating around out there that are perennial all-stars and Cy young winners but idk... just seems like we've consistently made the wrong choices with our young players the last decade or so...

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@jstriebel22 It's so frustrating. I can't speak from any of perspective other than a Cardinals fan, but it feels like SO many top tier former Cardinals are out there.... Gallon, Alcantara, Arozarena, Adolis.... even Patrick Wisdom is hitting. When does Mo take any responsibility? Never?

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@QuinnSTLCards Seems like there should be a clear answer somewhere but I haven't found it...

[St. Louis Battlehawks @BattlehawksUFL]

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[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@ProudPatriot247

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@laurenboebert I think they would've summoned up GFY just for you

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@PhilGalfond Esfandiari?

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@jstriebel22 “St. Louis is not a three professional team market,” Kroenke proclaims, “compared to all other U.S. cities, St. Louis is struggling.”

[St. Louis Battlehawks @BattlehawksUFL]

KAW IS THE MF LAW!!!!!!

BATTLEHAWKS WIN!!!!!!!!

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@jim_pillen @NebraskaChamber I enjoy the argument of make them have kids "to strengthen the workforce and make the rich richer" a lot more than "because my fictional sky person said so" lol

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

Fuck Stan Kroenke tour.
#XFL #STLBattleHawks #WeKnowTheRules #KaKaw

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@laurenboebert Nobody cares

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@MondaireJones Don't bite the hand that feeds you

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

Chris Christie is a moron.

[John Fleming @johnjf125]

Legitimately insane that any self-respecting St. Louisan would root for the Chops today.

[Alan_Koenig @Alan_Koenig]

@bschaeffer12 This feels like s super specific troll. Bengals and Cards fan here. Tonight's L for some reason made me think of Ishikawa 2014 walkoff (fastest I ever turned off TV. Ball literally wasn't in the stands https://t.co/umxAbBhtKF)... then I see Wacha tweet. Cmon man.