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[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, and even Plan D, na everything Tinubu don spoil for this country, and you still wan vote for am? 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@itzrealbaly The country don get K leg

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, and even Plan D, na everything Tinubu don spoil for this country, and you still wan vote for am? 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@_subtrix I swear

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@davido Davido ❤️

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

Watching Messi play his last match for Argentina was so emotional.

He sealed his place by scoring a goal and assisting for 2 more.

Making him the GOAT!

God bless him 🙏.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

I saw a video of a man, his wife and his best friend in a hotel.

The best friend has been pestering his wife for coitus meet and greet, and she has been rejecting him.

So she now told her husband about it, and they decided to set up the best friend.

She reached out to him and agreed to meet with him in a hotel.

Unbeknownst to him, her husband was hiding in a corner.

That was how he pounced on his friend and gave him the beating of his life.

"Ortega, na my wife you wan fuck?"

Was the beating justified?

AJD.

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@NewBornFelaa 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

But don’t get caught

[Him † @meeran377]

At some point in your life... you'll feel the urge to steal.....Steal🥹🙏

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@NewBornFelaa 🫡

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

Sorry, my mutuals! I’ve been away taking care of myself, but I’m back now. Let’s engage with each other if I engage with you, please do the same. 🤝

MLFU ❤️

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Godinfinit83521 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Funmi_layo83 @UTDBENNYDEU Active fb

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Beautyugo1 Many things Dey really sup for real life

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@A33Toluwani @Eydodo01 Fb

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@A33Toluwani iPhone 5s FB

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@TEMITOPEqef Money first fame can come later

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@pair_petual Congrats 🎈 Fb

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@sk_skiiiiii 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Immannmy They have different guys who sort out their bills

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@kalamlux 3pm 😂

[♱⃓𝔢𝔪𝔦 @temi4keeps]

Loyal guys get cheated on the most btw.

The more a man makes a woman feel secure, the more comfortable she becomes taking him for granted.

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@temi4keeps Exactly

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Wizarab10 Is her parenting forcing her daughter on you? You like or not treat her nicely.