Alana Jane Edwards

A keen, but average, squash player

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Leopard print is timeless, it’s a neutral, it’s absolutely fantastic

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

I watched Ed play cricket for the first time tonight and it was hot #heatwave 😉🥵

[Danny @DannyAarons]

Is this not the exact opposite of what your account is for

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

You think you like it now? Wait until you have a half-time Ribena during Stoke v Charlton on a rainy Wednesday night in January.

[Andy @hillyon]

8m people watched it live at 2am, the country is class sometimes.

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that ASOS don’t offer blue light discount

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

The Mexican manager asked Jude Bellingham for his shirt after the game, then straight after said fuck you to Anthony Gordon.. 😭

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

The egg mayo I had yesterday didn’t

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Greggs sandwiches always make me feel sick

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

I love Chicago town pizza

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Bad luck comes in 3s. The tv that Ed lent me is breaking, my kindle is broke and my phone is on deaths door 👍

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

@howoldishenry can you please update? His birthday was last Sunday and he was 535 years old

[fa⁷⋆.⸆⸉ is seeing bts @folkwithluv]

i once believed love would be black and white BUT 😭 IT’S 😭 GOLDEN 😭 LIKE 😭 DAYLIGHT 😭

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

I don’t like how they just changed goalies, it’s very mean #AUSEGY

[🤖 @_cs516]

If England games changed to 7pm are boozer still open till 5am? Asking for a mate

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Is it too early to start Christmas shopping?

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

GENERATIONAL GIF HAHAHAHAHAH
https://t.co/JhPLlOpih7

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Someone just asked me what I’m good at and the only thing I could think of is catching

[cow @cowincrisis]

delete this.

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

I love the delete for everyone function on WhatsApp

[Alana Jane Edwards @AlanaEdwards77]

Back to work today after the most amazing week off

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Green Party members will vote on giving "workers who menstruate" an extra 36 days of paid holiday each year

[@spectator]