~Lan~

in a world of my own

[~Lan~ @AlanaReick]

If @BenStiller is at the Knicks game then who’s guarding the museum?

[~Lan~ @AlanaReick]

“I wonder when Elvis and Priscilla started dating if people called them pelvis” - @fidelnicastro

[~Lan~ @AlanaReick]

@fidelnicastro Fuck off.

[~Lan~ @AlanaReick]

@fidelnicastro Then I’m joining her team. Good luck buddy

[~Lan~ @AlanaReick]

@fidelnicastro If only you could dislike a tweet cuz she wouldn’t stand a chance. How dare you under estimate my abilities 😒

[bri @bribrisimps]

amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this

[Alexis Ren @AlexisRen]

You ever have so much to say, you end up saying nothing?

[girlplastic @whoisgrlplsc]

i can’t explain it but this is how i feel

[Pig @PigEveryHour]

The only things I want to see floating in the ocean are pigs. Do better, people.

[Pig @PigEveryHour]

tiny pigs

[Pig @PigEveryHour]

Pig Mountain in Algeria

[Natalie Pavlatos @npavlatos]

he has santibodies

[jackie bryant @jacqbryant]

I just filed a sad story about a hemp farm that burned to the ground in Jamul last weekend. BUT its owner sent me a picture of its stubborn pig, Bruce, who refused to evacuate and survived 😭

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

in my opinion, if I cooked the meal at home, it is healthy

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

no questions at this time. he’s literally just vibing

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

my three states of being