Alana

[F @fvckoluwafemi]

“2026 is going to be my year”

Wednesday, September 23:

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Alana @Alana_Sims]

They on his asss!!! Got him explaining his life away over on insta 😭

[✯ SaWaDiKa @vatopicoso]

. @edsheeran WHACK ASS BITCH

[10/6 ❦ @AliceHxtter]

A random woman told my colleague that he should be a father by now and he replied that his girlfriend had suffered a miscarriage. That’s why you people should all keep your fucking mouths shut about other people's lives

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 ꕤ @livsdelusion]

when you’re dreaming but its the sequel to a dream you had years ago

[𝑰𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒉𝒂 シ @isinhavgs]

a vida adulta é péssima pq tudo depende de mim e do meu dinheiro

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

omfg this bitch really thinks i’m gonna write them a love song cause they asked for it cause they need one 🤣

[maff. 𓆌 @MathewNoKnowles]

bye august, you really did a lot bitch.

[stewie garlic @xxblvckvtopia]

It's September next week

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

my work outfit tomorrow:

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Ladies put ya titties at half-staff today

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[Alana @Alana_Sims]

DOLLY PARTON???????!

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

NOT DOLLY PARTON LORD NOOOOO

[miya @miyarah_]

“perdón, me olvidé contestar jajaja”

el estado en el que me encuentro:

[Bebop 🇩🇴🇵🇷🪎 @Bebop_YT]

Me: “Damn, how bad can it be?”

Me investigating:

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

Almost a year ago I found out my boyfriend cheated on me and got another woman pregnant so I decided to fake my pregnancy all the way up until the gender reveal. I never let him touch my belly and we didn’t live together so he never really knew I had on a fake belly, plus he work off shore so he was gone nearly my whole “pregnancy”. His whole family bought plane tickets to come to the gender reveal. They literally flew hours across the country and took off work to come down here. His family and him have gave me thousands of dollars to support my pregnancy too. Idc what nobody say I’m not wrong. You played in my face so I played in YOU AND YOUR FAMILY face. I’m not pregnant and him and his family now knows that. I made them spend all that money on the gender reveal just to reveal I wasn’t pregnant. This will teach y’all men to STOP playing with loyal females !!

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived.

[aux divine @6bvdmon9]

went to bed at 2am - logged into teams at 6am

[- @themarketclb]

Somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. It's very important that you see that journey through.

[ًً @ainlake]

I started being incredibly blunt and straight-forward recently and life feels like this