Alanis

the coolest thing about me is my dog

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

The purple Doritos are the best Doritos no one can tell me otherwise

[Anna Yvette 🦄🌊🪐✨ @annayvettemusic]

Our Presidential Candidates are 77 & 74. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78 Our House Speaker is 80 The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57. The average American is 37. Let’s not pretend this isn’t a problem. We need term limits & young ppl in office

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@ashxluci Went offf in a cold brew with pumpkin

[iz @catluvr_420]

trippin in some grass<3 life is beautiful and we take a lot of small moments for granted. we are so lucky to be alive 💙✨✨✨

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

Tay Tay is a trans woman who has endured 21 years of horrific abuse, threats, and harassment in @IDOC_Illinois & now is even more vulnerable due to #COVID19. @GovPritzker @LtGovStratton, GRANT HER CLEMENCY. #BlackTransLivesMatter #Pride

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@nuruniee ...for the future, however I think it’s important to encourage white people and non-black POC who are truly trying and showing up to these things! Educating is important for sure, but people are trying and that’s SO important right now!

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@nuruniee As a non-black POC who protested and joined in on the chants, I TOTALLY, and COMPLETELY, understand that I CAN breathe. But I’m not going to show up and not help to amplify the voices of those around me. I know what you’re saying, and I think that alternate choice is a great idea

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

Do guys that have #callherdaddy as their tinder bio think I’m gonna be like “wow brad you’re so woke” or something?

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

I’m just starting this show on Netflix when suddenly Michael B Jordan causally becomes a recurring character and I just wanna thank God for that surprise.

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@mackenziejgrant Cultural appropriation is consistently overlooked, was not blaming your 2 year old nephew at all. That being taught just again would have been a little strange.

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@mackenziejgrant Just thought as someone who is fully Puerto Rican + born on the island that it seemed strange and slightly culturally inappropriate, but if it’s being corrected all good nobodies mad.

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@mackenziejgrant I didn’t know you were Hispanic?

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

That moment of instant relief when your lyft/ Uber driver is a woman>>>

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@onlymillerlite This is just false

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

It’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Learn more: https://t.co/DPCcqND0SI

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@onlymillerlite I’ll make Zeus holiday cards for you but for like every little holiday😂

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

@onlymillerlite He 100% misses you too

[Alanis @AlanisPerezz]

When @FlatbushZombies said only takin Ls when I’m smokin it... I felt that.