Lana

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[Lana @Alanlangianese]

It's not easy being 5'1..there's an entire world up there that I don't even know about

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@jesskostiuk No

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

**12 minutes late now** get your shit together @netflix I need the drama and tea #LoveIsBlind

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Jet lag and one glass of sangria is equivalent to 8 glasses of sangria 😴

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Did you really clean if you didn’t light a candle and pour yourself a drink when you were done?

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Did I just wash my whole entrance floor to ceiling with vinegar to get rid of a lady bug infestation? Yes yes I did

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Find you a father where on his days off comes to work on things at your house instead of actually taking the day off 👌🏻

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@jesskostiuk LOL people are dropping like flies over here! Wanna keep your employees happy? Let them work from home

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

My boss: we will now be coming to the office once a month for in person meetings….me: *immediately starts looking for full time remote jobs*

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

24 and just bought my first home…10 year old me would be proud we followed our life goals

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Like okay lol..

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@TimMonette C’est la seule explication

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Anybody else’s phone just vibrate for no goddamn reason??? Like not a single notification and it just vibrates?

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@TimMonette 2-3 fois c’est rien!! Ça arrive 5-6 fois par jour si pas plus

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

I just want a home we can call ours…shit seems nearly impossible these days

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@jesskostiuk I would sure hope so 😪

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Day 2 without Jess: feel like I’m missing a part of myself

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

Breathing through tears while doing leg presses is not easy

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

And on this st Jean you can find me in the backyard drinking alone singing old Italian songs

[Lana @Alanlangianese]

@jesskostiuk I’m suuuureee