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[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@Peyjoni A random OF bot liked my comment for the ratio, thank you Elon!

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@Peyjoni They put a big one of these mf against a Trex. We remember what happened

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

They say a grizzly can beat this dude. I’m less convinced

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This Gorilla is HUGE

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

Everyone saying they’d take the 200M... imagine trading your access to knowledge for a quick payout. Couldn’t be me 🥱

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

Wait so which one is it

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

East should’ve been on the left and West should’ve been on the right they really fucked it

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

MLK WITH A GOLD SCAR LETS GO

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Celebrate the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in March Through Time, a new experience in Fortnite Creative: https://t.co/gZoORggsBI

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

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[chart data @chartdata]

The Weeknd received zero nominations for the 2021 #GRAMMYs. His "Blinding Lights" is the biggest chart hit of the year.

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@PeytonNix50 Is it like the two 2019 albums (35 songs) I never heard about?

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@theothergress Big if true

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@PeytonNix50 What I see both as my sleep paralysis demon and my real one

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@itzkingjorge

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

You ever just sit back and appreciate the way soccer balls make pentagons and hexagons fit together

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

Stay positive. Tomorrow starts new Weeknd weekend

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

The scene where Captain America says “Hail Hydra” in the elevator

[Charli @charli_xcx]

what is cool?

[cal? @cal_gif]

This is the funniest fucking video that exists

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@PeytonNix50 Thanks now the FBI is watching my phone

[Alan @AlanmWashington]

@BennettReilly Bro be careful he could steal her any time he wants