Alann Ryan

wildland firefighter.

space colonization is the only thing that will save our species.

[Alann Ryan @AlannRyan]

Love my job.

[REJOIN CAMPAIGN @sonofr]

IF OUR GOVERNMENT WON’T SANCTION ISRAEL YOU CAN DO YOUR BIT BY NOT BUYING ANYTHING MADE OR GROWN IN ISRAEL!

Check the barcode…729, remember it next time you shop.

Every little helps!

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

Cheese tax collection

[@pat @0xpatterns]

I stopped smoking weed and nothing has changed except I am bored all the time and hate my life my sense of wonder is gone and I feel like shit everyday

Fuck all you guys I’m going back to smoking weed everyday I don’t give a fuck

[SheepDog Society LLC @SDSLLC_USA]

Clutch your pearls as much as you want, but one truth remains.

Violence solves problems.

Your government controls you under threat of violence.

So don't sit here and look at me like I'm the bad guy for telling the truth.

[Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost @Ne_pas_couvrir]

The mullet is how you know.

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

I am glad you filmed it because no one would believe you otherwise

[Softboy @softboywin]

Y’all don’t use paper plates? Shiiiiit, I’d use a paper pot if I could....FUCK THEM DISHES 😂

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

DMT is weird.

Nobody can say that they fully understand it.

I mean, just listen to Shane Mauss after his 20th DMT trip, when he kept seeing the same purple woman. And then his friend did too...? 🧐

How do you explain that?!

[🜋 Ben the Father @cultcrit]

The US should invade England. Invade England now. Invade England. Arm the patriots. Expel the invaders. Declare a humanitarian crisis. Tribunals and execution for the English government. Invade England.

[Randall Carlson @randallwcarlson]

At midnight Greenwich Mean Time on August 10th, 1998, an object designated ML 14 crossed Earth's orbital path at the exact point Earth itself had occupied just 18 hours earlier. That margin is worth sitting with. Had the timing been different by less than a day, had ML 14 arrived at that point around 6 a.m. the previous morning instead, the consequences would have unfolded with brutal speed. An area the size of France would have been completely devastated within minutes. By 8 a.m., most of the world's vegetation would have been burning. And by late October, somewhere between 30 and 40 percent of the human race would have been dead or dying. An event of that scale did not happen, but the margin between it happening and not happening was 18 hours, and that is the kind of number that ought to put the broader conversation about near-Earth objects into proper perspective.

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Irish spent 200 years building their reputation as heavy drinkers that image was obliterated by the Scots in less than 4 days

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

When you’re the nice guy

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Alann Ryan @AlannRyan]

@pureMetatron Congratulations bud.
Welcome.

[GEWOON ⚓️ MEREL @gewoonmerels]

☎️ Volgens zeggen zijn de Ierse nationalisten op weg naar Belfast, om de Noord-Ieren te hulp te schieten, wat een aanzienlijke escalatie zou betekenen...

[ROBERT @roberticu]

NAP TIME ...

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

I don't know who this young Scottish lad is but i like him