Alanna

“thoughtful and thotful 😌👏” (bio sponsored by Rosemary Loiacono) (she/her)

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Happy new year I intend to change nothing about myself I am perfect

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Can’t wait to be a salt and pepper dilf

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I found my first gray hair today, here’s to 26! ❤️🤟🏻

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Me 🤝🏻 the other fat queer on my flight

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

You ever just get pissed that we’re not still hunter/gatherer/farmers trading with each other I’m so mad about grocery stores right now

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I love my little office job for the winter I’m just going through employee documents and changing he/she to they and no one will even notice I feel like a spy

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Everybody shut up. I don’t care. Myself included just shhh let’s do a couple years of quiet.

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I could not give less of a shit about the monarchy BUT if I see one more bitch refer to Camilla as the Queen instead of the queen consort I will personally resurrect Diana to kick her ass with me

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

If you mark an email urgent and it’s not I will ignore it for as long as possible and hate you in the process next august is simply not urgent sir calm down

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Oop update driving an extra ~30 hours and spending 3 more nights on the road to sort this out lol 🙃🤪 I did in fact have to turn back into Canada 10 minutes from being done!

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I’ve been on the road three weeks and now I’ve been 10 minutes away for two god forsaken hours because some moron gave me the wrong info about bringing the bird across the border I’m gonna kms

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I’ve been on the road three weeks and now I’ve been 10 minutes away for two god forsaken hours because some moron gave me the wrong info about bringing the bird across the border I’m gonna kms

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

@clashhhher fuckin mood

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

It’s been 4 years today since that cab somehow drove through campus right in front of the playhouse. A true moment in history.

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

It’s about time to fucking lose it I think

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Sometimes the world gives you a gift. For me and a group of strangers on 57th tonight that gift was watching a mounted cop nearly get thrown by his horse and then have to dismount to get out of traffic.

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Endgame Hulk is my dream man I won’t apologize for that

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Also the size range is so good fun shit so rarely has such a good size range!!!

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

We made a bomber jacket and it's so fucking cute that you don't even have to like Jen and I to want one because it says "go to hell and say hi to Ronald Reagan" on it. Available in sizes xs-8x! https://t.co/qkdVowj8Io

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I want this so badly who’s gonna buy me this plz

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

“What if we kissed on the LIRR?”
“….”
“We’d get covid”

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

I want you all to know my phone is on 12% and I’m using that battery to thirst tweet

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

To the one absolute giant of a man in the hadestown ensemble….hey

[Alanna @AlannaBagdon]

Ya know honestly to the entire hadestown ensemble…how’s it going