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mother to a little ladd.

[αℓαииα ѕαι∂єℓ @AlannaDelRayyy]

Mondays need to be apart of the weekend.

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Nothing worse than coming home and forgetting your sheets are in the wash still.

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Why do I walk into Cliff’s gas station. There are always a million employees; yet no one seems to be working.

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You ever feel like you brewed a cup of NyQuil and not coffee??? Is it Friday yet?

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I need a fat ass wegmans turkey sub, a crisp Diet Coke, and a beach.

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God I hate how gross you are

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Dog : “ remember when it was just us”

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My wife texted me from work:

Her: "Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?"

Me: "Yeah, I just started episode 3."

Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds."

Me: "Okay, paused. It's the crime scene photo of the living room."

Her: "Right. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"

Me: "Uh, yeah. It's pretty gruesome."

Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle. See where the natural light is hitting the wall?"

Me: "Yes..."

Her: "That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom."

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Can’t believe my Colton will be 4 tomorrow.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually fell in love with this sentence:
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

🖤🔪

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Ordering online mobile orders needs their own separate line and their own separate service. Waiting in line for over 20 minutes for an order is absolutely trash @dunkindonuts

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

'I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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When I was putting Colton to bed last night he goes to me “momma, you’re my best friend”. I almost cried💖😫

[Paulo @pauloap]

Sensacional isso aqui: um comercial do SuperBowl recriou Jurassic Park com um plot twist

Com o sistema funcionando, o parque não teria virado caos e o filme seria muito diferente

A propaganda tem a volta de Sam Neill, Laura Dern e Jeff Goldblum nos mesmos papéis, muito legal

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And like Miley Cyrus said:

“I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

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Since surgery I’ve lost 12 pounds. I celebrated by eating a cheeseburger last night from McDonald’s.

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@MJTruthUltra Yes mine was down for almost 2 hours. I just got my bars back.

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I love burnt coffee in the am @dunkindonuts 😌😌😌😌