Alanna Lindley

Aspiring writer, born again Texan, animal lover, horse enthusiast, and pseudo step-mom. Oh, and I like food (who doesn't?).

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Sir Ian McKellen's sign is EVERYTHING
#WomensMarch

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#ChrisStapleton in #Nashville. I told Evanne last night I want to do… https://t.co/SjExaxuYPC

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Before Chris Stapleton. Our selfie game is weak (we're out of… https://t.co/HYdjLwtuG5

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Donald Trump has more than met his match in Michelle Obama, octopus slayer. My column, https://t.co/oFQulzgDAC

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Still rooting for all the dogs in all the movies whose lives end in tear-filled plot points. Everyone watch #TheHuntForWilderpeople" pronto.

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So I got married 😎 https://t.co/0rE25i3Yla

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Can't wait to share this pretty lady's #BrideFilm #RosemaryBeach #DestinationWeddingVideo #BridePhoto

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Rape is a byproduct of a culture that normalizes objectification of women #thewayyouparentmatters #makeadifference https://t.co/XDXW2wB2em

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RECAP:
Brock Turner faced up to 14 years
Prosecutors asked for 6 years
Judge sentenced him to 6 months
He served 3

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"Love, to some degree, is a mutual and collaborative deception, or if we want to be romantic about it, love is art." https://t.co/6Vtj9aajiO

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Paisley on her crush, Mikey: "Sometimes we play. Sometimes we talk. Sometimes we hula hoop." #truelove
By the way she's 7.

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Note to self: When I turn 60 adopt a mutt and name him Judge. William Ziegler Obituary https://t.co/itwGtoWsP5 via @LegacyObits

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"Everything good between men and women has been written in mud and butter and barbecue sauce..." - C. Wright
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Reading all the love poems. Help welcomed. The World Had Fled by Rachel Wetzsteon
Read more here: https://t.co/c2k8uuXhLJ

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I put a cat tower on our wedding registry #shamelessandiknowit

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From "A Dog Has Died" by Neruda. She had a tailless wag & a love for loud things, & we'll miss her smile forever.

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When you ask how many times a kid has thrown up: "At least twelve." "Half of the times were because of icees." #thingskidssay #yum

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I love & hate when dogs get old. Corkie looking sweeter than ever makes saying goodbye (a hard thing) even harder.

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All the time. Brought it home recently. Looking for ink cartridges. @EvanneLindley

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"It's my patriotic duty to eat both a hamburger and a hotdog." -@Philip_Scates #ItGetsReal #Happy4th

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#SummerDaze

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#ThingsKidsSayToKids: "You were a hair stylist for a little while, and then you were a princess... So I'm gonna give you 50 cents." #noidea