The Handbag of Happiness (and other misunderstandings misadventures and misdemeanours)
(PS) I completely forgot to show off my new ‘anti self help book’ on the Twitter coz I completely forgot I had a twittering account so I’m a twittering now! #hardiegrant#louiselovebrand
@geofflemon Ooooh @geofflemon - I’m here for you! I don’t even know you, and yet here I am taking a shameful little risk in sending you a pic of me! Correct! That’s me as a nurse. Correct again. Nurse Hill to the rescue. ✔️❌
I’ve turned a key into a note - a NOTE into a key. Note that I WILL be a KEYNOTE SPEAKER at The Women in Leadership summit (Sydney - late Sept!) The KEY? Click MEEEE!! ❌
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MONDAY ALERT
If you don’t make time for your wellness you will be forced to make time for your illness - true story loves and I even made the pretty picture with an Ap! Love Alannah #butterflyonapin#lovelovelove
MYSTIFY - I braved social anxiety and the actual real life threat of my sister (who I KNEW would ignore me IF spotted at the Premiere - A marvellous, eerie, emotional, ‘we’re all paddling underneath’ doco! Sister WAS there! Ignored! Great film! #Mystify#igoredbysister
Big LITERARY news Loves! ‘Bottomless’ -a gothic tale about a girl who believes she doesn’t have a bottom! (no crack for ANY light to shine in!!) Short stories by bottomless delicious authors like @wendy_harmer and the adorable @rgloveroz ❌@HardieGrant@curtisbrownaus
I am going to attempt a retweet type of situation - Apparently I just press ‘retweet ‘with comment’ - I’ll see what the HELL happens! Gargantuan congratulations to us all! (I just learnt that word - Gargantuan. It means extremely big! Love Alannah ❌
@wendy_harmer@abcsydney@Sandra_Sully@NStottDespoja@TraceySpicer I just heard my Mum’s voice! ‘Wendy doesn’t WANT you Lanaaaarh! Kerrie Anne didn’t want you on her show and Wendy doesn’t want you on HERS either! You’re not a real WOMAN Lanaaaaargh - people SEE that dear! (Ya better do something Wendy - Real blooming quick! 🤦♀️
@HeyBrandyScott@ABCDubaiUAE Hey love! Thank you for welcoming me to Dubai! I loved it! I’m reading your wise funny and intensely good book! Congratulations @BrandyScott! ❌
‘Noooo! Definitely NOT Miss Hell! You cannot go to the Emirates Literary Festival in a wheelchair on crutches alone - not even with Endone”
I have just arrived into Dubai - in a wheelchair on crutches - alone (with Miss Endone) Spooooky! #DubaiLitFest@EmiratesLitFest ❌
@wendy_harmer Wendy love - Psssst! I’m in Dubai hiding out in a Hell Tell room - (A Literary Festival!!) I noted the garden planned for your head dear and I just wanna say - go BIG with that garden love - go REAL big - I expect photographs - I DO! ❌
@rgloveroz@washingtonpost@rgloveroz! I like your dandruff vibe love - I think it shows Pell was sloppy, messy and a little bit grubby. Someone should tell Pell’s lawyer to stop talking (and breathing) The lawyer will have dandruff soon! Everywhere!! Loved this piece love - love 💖
@australian You’ve got The Bolt and the Devine HORRIFIED - but not by a criminal cover up of child abuse for decades - horrified because their conservative values/ideals have been threatened. Children don’t lie about sexual abuse - the perpetrator does.
Yes my loves! Do book a ticket - come fly with me - come fly all the way to the Emirates Literature Festival held in Dubai! (there's a pretty good good chance I MAY be arrested!) #butterflyonapin@HardieGrant@curtisbrownaus@EmiratesLitFest
The fabulous @AlannahHill6 is an Australian fashion designer and the author of the memoir, Butterfly on a Pin. She'll be speaking at her session, talking about her journey of transformation. Book her session: https://t.co/gYp6bv1VOD. Photo courtesy of @melissa.haber.copywriter
Another New Years Eve is upon us - I've never really cared for the NYE party vibe nor the Christmas vibe BUT I send a very tra la la la la la la and hopeful New Year to all of us. Yeah! All of us! @HardieGrant@curtisbrownaus@AusIndieBooks#butterflyonapin