Alan

unrelated to @marty_freudman

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@FloSantanaX The type of tweet that makes you the best poster in a Filipino slum

[will @will_nba_hater]

@SuffrageReform Good idea

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Brother he’s obviously so mentally gone lmao but tbh FINE this stupid ass country deserves to have this decaying corpse calling the shots since apparently OVER SEVENTY MILLION OF YOU SAID HE COULD DO IT

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

CHAOS AT THE RALLY - Trump walked right past The Beast; he clearly didn't want to take the ride to Air Force One.

He was surrounded by secret service and directed back to the car.

Same exact thing happened yesterday.

WHY WON'T THEY LET HIM WALK LONG DISTANCES? 🤔

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@ZeBolshevikman Funniest shit ever is she has no impulse control like it would take one challenging question for her to lose her shit and say something really stupid live

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@ZeBolshevikman your banger made it to the gram, welcome to the big leagues

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Didn’t even get a weeks full pay

[Katie Zacharia @KatieZacharia]

President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to.

It was an honor to work for him.

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

BACK, STAY BACK. CREATURE

[Donald Marshall @DMtruthofficial]

Yep…. 😐

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

“Fuucckkkkk Tsunade’s gonna fucking kill me”

[Mo.Hassan @MoHassan7H]

Still the funniest death scene in anime, Orochimaru really looked way too smug about it 💀🔥⁠

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

After I watched the video explaining how this happened I was like “oohhh so that’s how heavy ass planes manage to fly” 😂

[Drayton @DraytonKnowles]

Porsche did that decades ago. Come up with a new idea #unimpressed

[john @johnsemley3000]

bro she even got the jigsaw TRIKE!

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

Gotchu fam

[FactPost @factpostnews]

JD Vance on the economy: Don’t vote for the people who caused these problems.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga jus gon have to kill me

[Boycott Tesla 💎 @YammerTime01]

An empty shell with a 10,000 psi nitrogen tank that can hover for 2 seconds? Not fucking cool enough for me.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This gutter racism should never be normalized

[J🇮🇪🇵🇸 @ringframe]

Feel like people are having mass psychosis because of this (very obviously) light stunt car that in no was has an interior or any actual car parts

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

lol they’re planning to cheat the midterms because this shit doesn’t work with even most republicans

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@ZeBolshevikman They should worry about not having a designated suicide forest first before going after Muslims

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@BBallzz69 It’s broken down on me a few times lol but I always just fix it for a few hundred bucks

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

You know people used to just memorize how to arrive at places lol you lot have crippled yourself into always using navigation

[Alex Edgerton @AlexEdgerton]

On the very expensive Porsche Mission S you have to use your phone for navigation and entertainment, like on the cheap $20k Slate truck, or an old car.

[Alan @AlanpunishedMar]

@BBallzz69 I use a focus, has over 210K miles and still runs fine lol I plan to use it until it literally melts