Alan Chew

If it aint broke break it

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

What is the hardest thing for you to find?

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Feasting on duck tears rn 🦫🦫#GoBeavs

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

@jacobsports12 @espn Cry

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Employee at wingstop said have a good day and i said, “yeah” 🥲🥲

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Castellanos a ho #MLSCup

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Yall ever be in the middle of driving and then think, “Oh shoot did I remember my keys?”

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Craving a mango rn 🥭

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

@kennytheho Yes

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Oregon State National Champs

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fax

[Diana @drtexdi]

What did Oregon State do to these officials?

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

GO BEAVS!!! 🦫🦫🦫 Corvallis=Dub City, #1 University in Oregon #FTD x1000 🦫🦫 @uoregon L

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

The duality of man

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

You ever wish you could just ctrl+z life?

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

I just watched a fly fly around my living room for the past half hour

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

We need an elbow bumping emoji so we can still greet the homies over the phone, while keeping the rona at bay

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

I feel like 90% of cuts that need a band aid happen on a toe or a finger, I also feel like band aids work worst on fingers and toes

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Raking is just sweeping your lawn 😯🍁🍂

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

When artists go on tours they should have two concerts, one for people under 5’11 and one for people over cause sometimes i cant see shit 😑

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Everyone who’s NOT a cop has to stop buying/driving dodge chargers, yall are giving me heart attacks everytime I drive anywhere

[Alan Chew @AlantheChew]

Yall ever have allergies so bad that you have an out of body experience?