Amber

“The strongest people aren’t always the people who win, but the people who don’t give up when they lose.” -Liam Payne

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Kitten with pink nails in footsie pajamas

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Well friends, It’s been fun. After the salute…. I’m out. See ya’ll again on January 20, 2029. Find me with the same @ on lemon8 and bluesky… or literally any other app.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

I feel so bad for the people who don’t understand that this is fake and rage bait.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

We stay judging

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Im not pregnant…. But why is my grandma so randomly on the nose with that name? It’s literally on my baby list.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Ooooof that ravens getting FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Autumn obviously wants me to be a minimalist because she pees on everything I love….. including getting INSIDE my $60 leather coffin bag and peeing in that.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Gun to my head, I could not tell you the plot of wicked.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

I thought it was a little jokey joke so I didn’t save any of my drafts…..

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

WHAT IS THIS

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

ITS REAL!?

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

The P.T Barnum Museum is cursed and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Is this supposed to be aesthetic? Cause this looks fucking gross

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Yo how the fuck you spell
Sugurny Weaver

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

When my mom opened her Christmas present of a Stanley I immediately took the paper wrapper off. I’ll be damned if my mom turns into one of those pretentious Stanley douche bags that keeps the wrapper on the cup.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Was this in Maryland by any chance 😂

[Jay @sirfboardt]

i’m at popeyes and I asked to add a order of fries at the window and the cashier said “you’re lucky i’m in a good mood”

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Not my dad casually hanging out at the White House today, drinking a mimosa in front of a fire place with the First Lady.

[Amber @AlaskanAmber95]

Elon… being a felon means NOTHING when the man you worship happens to be one too….

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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