ALASTOR

large format printing,sav,flex,reflective sav and flex,mesh(we print whatever) bring deals

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

“For the first time”😭😭😭

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Mr P surpasses 500k monthly listeners on Spotify for the first time. 👏🏽🔥

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Aswr, for here e fit just pass there resemble HIV patient 😭💔

[PROLACTIN 💉🏃🏽‍♂️🩺 @prolactin_]

There are some medical conditions you cannot survive because of this country 😭

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

This thing suppose don get over 100k likes cuz omo😂😂😂😂

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

Boys sending their guys 20k instead of giving them update

[DollyGateaux🎂🍩🍰🧁 @Kendoldrick]

Was bored and made different styles of meatpie

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Where you at young lady..?

[DollyGateaux🎂🍩🍰🧁 @Kendoldrick]

Was bored and made different styles of meatpie

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

I’m proud of you man👏🏽

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I’ve been perfecting my chicken lollipops for close to 10 years. Might be the one thing in life I do best. Maybe that’s kind of pathetic but I don’t care.

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Dear God…..

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

I’m tired of seeing people begging APC for a free and fair election. APC is ready to kill, prepare for war.

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

You mean imma get paid to trek? Make I know now

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Fitness app Steppa, which lets you bet money on hitting your own step goals, is going viral

There’s currently $100K+ on the line for people betting they can hit 10,000 steps a day

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Life funny pass ahm

[Arol G. Bol @de_journo]

Comedian Samson, who fainted yesterday after winning 10 million SSP, woke up today only to find his hospital bill reached 12 million SSP.

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

You go come die before your time, no go come even enjoy the money sigh

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

“$700k confirmed”

I go fess support APC make everybody turn back on me 😭😂

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Se, 1st gen

[44 @FgsBall]

Mtn no load picture, abeg make person tell me which iPhone model he post

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

“No more way for poor people”😂😂

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigerians went from this to;

“Oya soco soco” x 1000 ….

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Do it a favour, get the rest off it’s head

[SİYAH SANCAK @siyahsancakx]

🔴 Sahibi öldükten sonra depresyona giren papağan, zamanla tüm tüylerini yoldu.

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Let people live man

[Taèlor @taeamourraa_]

How tf you 17 obsessed with bluey you didn’t even grow up with that shit like y’all be irritating

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Now na “isakaba, give me your bakasi o” 🫩💔

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

There’s an old 2face song where he used the first thirty seconds to hail all of us in different languages. We used to be a nation mehn.

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Coleslaw?

[zae @whatdidzaesay]

ppl who eat cold slaw will kill you

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Dem go tell you say you Dey cringe😂😂😭💔

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

everybody crying to have this era of "artistry" back ... like they won't all immediately ignore every single artiste who actually tries to do something like this now 🤣

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

I nearly laugh rice comot my nose😭💔

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

babe wey i break up with today call me say i just lose the most important thing for my life, i rush go kitchen and she don empty my bag of ijebu garri

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

Lemme guess, you vape?

[ً @cocai9ne]

i think the "stop vaping, pick up a cigarette loser" mindset is more loserish than actually vaping

[ALASTOR @Alastor1of1]

How far did you scroll to get ts?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Update: they canceled it LMFAOOOOOO