Dunkey🆒

Making a online-only game without an end-of-life plan makes your company shit-baggers.

he/him

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

Saw a dude saying he can't get into Cyberpunk because of the presence of roundabouts in the city

at some point you have to admit you have weird hangups that are preventing you from enjoying yourself but I almost never play games without character creation so who am I to talk

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

I had no idea you could actually fail the malfunctioning dick guy quest

sorry choom, thought it was funny when we got stuck but then your dick actually exploded and you died

at least I carried you to your ripper doc

see you in the major leagues

#Cyberpunk2077

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

dodge this

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@ScawtYT Yeah, he's in the bar in Konpeki plaza in Act 1

He's even giving a very kojima-like vibe talking about expanding the industry of braindances, similar to his stick-n-rope talks about Death Stranding lmao

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

ah shit, here we go again

#Cyberpunk2077

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@NoodleVEVO As gamers continue to age, there will be a growing market for smaller, high quality games over time, but my question is this:

Will there ever be an end to the AAA bigger-is-better/sending death threats to devs/broken games/killed studios cycle in a large part of the industry?

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@NoodleVEVO And that younger, less wise demographic will always be an infinitely more profitable target for huge companies with the marketing bugdets to ensure their games are known

Adult gamers, the "wise-pilled" at least, have already been fuelling the indie scene for many years now.

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@Pinko69420 Get a third hand in there for the O'Brien's marriage

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

It is pretty funny how much of Hard Drive's article titles are just their writers venting petty annoyances

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before https://t.co/P7tlfJuBJ4

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

pretty happy that cross-platform Quake co-op is now a thing

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

honestly a fucking masterstroke having this be the first frame of this video

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

Lae'zel is my favorite BG3 character because she's honest to a fault, and firm in her convictions yet willing to reconsider long-held beliefs

She almost reminds me of someone

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

that feeling when you're playing Quake with your friends for the first time and one of them asks "what's the reload button"

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

I get that it released nearly 3 years earlier originally, and they're completely different engines etc etc

but it is really something that I can run Cyberpunk super smooth and it looks fantastic, whereas I have to make Starfield look like shit to get even an unstable 30fps

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

biggest error i've made playing Starfield is booting up the new Cyberpunk update

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

.@Grandpa67827831 the truth comes out

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@Trey_Explainer I am loving the game personally but I instinctively defaulted to clowning on the Constellation members constantly, not really analyzing why but I think you might've nailed it

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@beetlemoses just baffled by this take like yes I know neighbour it's not my house that's on fire but I am concerned nonetheless

[Dunkey🆒 @AlastorDougal]

@beetlemoses fortunately everything that happens in america is perfectly contained so we have nothing to worry about