Jade

Just a mom talking to herself. Pay me no nevermind

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Wow, I haven’t posted a thing on here since 2022. 🗣️Hello is anyone there?

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Me to my kids & husband: In my best Beyoncé voice 🗣You won’t break my soul!!!!
#Beyoncé #BreakMySoul

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

@amazon why in the world am I paying for prime when stuff ain’t getting where it needs to be in 2 days or less?

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

2 years ago they got rid of the Mexican pizza then Covid came. I’m not saying it’s their fault but I’m not saying it’s not their fault @tacobell #mexicanpizzq

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Yes!! I just found out @tacobell is bring back the Mexican pizza!!!! Idc Idc what you say bout Taco Bell. That Mexican pizza be slappin. Whoever told y’all to take it off should be fired.

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I can’t speak for all but some grandparents aren’t grandparenting like they parents did for them

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

@RaeBellamy Is the new season out?!?

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

So y’all was just not going to tell me #coachcarter is on @netflix now

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

@QueenOhanaMarie Ummmm 😳

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I’m at my old high school & when did it become okay to wear crop tops!??? We could barely show our shoulders!

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I wanna be a mom that has 3 kids but doesn’t look like she had 3 kids #snatched

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Again, currently crip walking in my living room #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Mary got thic thighs #SuperBowl

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Okay Mary #SuperBowl

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Currently crip walking in my living room

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I think Kylie Jenner gets her baby names by looking at emoji’s ⛈🐺😂

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Bored & Broke #DoubleB

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I can’t decide what I want to do for my 30th birthday. I want to do so much but the way my bank account is set up & these high prices & my three kids🥴 somebody help!

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

I’m trying to be great in this lifetime

[Jade @Alaya_Jade]

Umm there is a second season out?!! Where have I been?

[caro ✨ @thecasualcaro]

anyone started the new love is blind season already? because shayne makes me want to scream