Adeyemi ALBERT

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[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

This is the result of my first task at PwC Switzerland New world virtual internship. The task is to prepare a dashboard with Power BI on call centre trends that can be used as a basis for discussion with the management. Using the dataset given to me, I came up with this.

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

@wiseconnector AMEN 🙏

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

@Oyimatology Please I’m interested. Azure Database Administrator Associate

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

Good morning, @CustomsNG. I am aware of ongoing plans in your organisation to raise over 15,000 tweets against me. It is unfortunate that you consider most of my tweets “done in bad faith” and that I am “fronting for a group determined to pull the Service down by all means necessary”. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Restating it clearly: my ongoing one-man campaign against the NCS is SOLELY about pervasive corruption in the NCS that continues to hurt, among others (i) national peace and security, via the collusion of Customs officers with smugglers of guns, arms and ammunition; and (ii) the local economy, courtesy of Customs officers’ collusion with smugglers to bring agricultural produce and meat products into the country at the expense of local farmers and the consuming public.

The belief in Customs that “over 15,000 active tweets puncturing his illogical submissions” will “force him to reconsider” is illusory. I alone will determine whether to reconsider at all, or when to. For now, I remain content with my lone place among over 15,000 wolves.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Seems a bit odd...

Why are the ingredients different ?
Are we being poisoned in the USA?

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

THIS ISN’T A COINCIDENCE

What is the English translation of the Latin word ‘Nic kelo deo?’

And our children watch this…

Let me tell you something, some of the shows might seem safe, in fact very safe; but the idea behind things like these is that there are spirits backing them & they are transferable to these kids as they begin to connect to these “safe” shows.

You begin to imagine how come a good gentle child just suddenly start getting rebellious, unthankful, disrespectful, etc.
I pray that the spirit of this age will not come near our children.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Only in Nigeria:

An unelected civilian political appointee wearing a kaftan with sneakers calls a press conference to announce that the "structure" of a constitutionally backed security agency has been "handed over" to him.

Exactly what the fuck that means, only he knows!

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Soon, the "Mining Marshalls" will have a vastly expanded budget funded by an illegal mining proceeds slush fund that exists entirely outside of IPPIS or the constitutional appropriation process.

They will then need their own intelligence unit and air wing. By 2027, we will have a fully fledged Nigerian Gestapo.

How do I know this?

History. I read history.

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

@Dr_Pharouk Taking a course on being a MS SQL Database Administrator. I need someone to hold me by the hand. I want to learn on the job.

And also earn.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

2024 Budget:

427 boreholes for N82.5billion = N193million per borehole.

1,1150 streetlights for N212billion = N184million per streetlight.

Are you paying attention?

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

A total stranger Mr. Beast came to Africa and incurred a total expenditure of $500,000 in order to excavate 100 boreholes.

Nevertheless, Nigerian politicians (resplendent in their wickedness) are proposing to use $52 million in constructing 427 boreholes for their own people.

Nigerians are calm and moving on as if nothing is happening.

A sorry defeated people!

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

Let's get set...
ALX Data Analytics Programme...
Fully funded...
70hrs per week...

My future has no limit!

Let's go there!

#ALXaccepted

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

https://t.co/QPMrWNNNNY

Laying my hands on Tableau for the first time…

[BIG FÈMÍ 🇬🇧 @fadaresamuel_]

It's important to have a roadmap for Data Science and Analysis before starting a career in this rapidly evolving field. In this thread,l'll share the roadmap that has helped me establish a solid foundation, comprehend the entire spectrum, & keep pace with the latest technologies.

[Malcom Okonkwo @malcom_okonkwo]

Building great dashboards just got a whole lot more interesting

Why build your Microsoft power BI report layout on the app when you can build it on Microsoft PowerPoint and import the design to power BI

Thread 🧵

[Ezekiel @ezekiel_aleke]

My 9 favorite websites to practice coding exercises until you're a MASTER:

9. Mode (SQL)
8. DataLemur (SQL)
7. LeetCode (Python)
6. Codewars (Python)
5. Stratascratch (SQL)
4. HackerRank (Python)
3. Kaggle (Data Science)
2. W3 Resource (pandas)
1. bnomial (Machine Learning)

[Deborah😇😍 @DebbySimon69]

@OkorieEbuka10 Africans vs the lawmakers 🤣🤣🤣 🤣 🤣

[Nebular Recruiters @jobs_nebular]

CURRENTLY HIRING!!!

•Call Center Agent
•Digital Marketer
•Executive Assistant
•Human Resource Manager

Qualified candidates can email their updated CVs to
[email protected]

#JeremiahFufeyinProphecy
#SanwoOluWorks
#DawariGeorge
#lockdownfiles

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

This is so beautiful

[Adeyemi ALBERT @AlbertAdeyemi01]

@Alex_TheAnalyst I see you 😁

[Marco Russo @marcorus]

If you create a monthly financial report in #powerbi and want to show the initial balance in the first line... this #unplugged video explains the data model and the #dax code you need!

https://t.co/pdNTl1eylh